aol 

A clunky ISP whose message boards and chat rooms are infested with the most loathsome, illiterate, ignorant, brain-damaged, psychotic, neanderthalic, arrogant, petulant, knuckle-dragging, degenerate, gutter-dwelling, putrid, grotesque, macho blowhard, bible-thumping, unbelievably racist protohumanoid filth that ever crawled out of a toilet bowl in a gas station men's room somewhere. The only reason I still have AOL is to continue my sociological studies of AOL's cancerous abominations that crawl out from under their rocks to post there. It's an internet hive for the absolute scum of American society.

My current theory is that every one of the Aint-It-Cool-News inbreds are AOL members; the shitheaded mentality is identical even down to the same style of illiteracy.

aol by Mr. Blond April 8, 2007

AOL 

An internet service provider, AOL is an acronym for Always OffLine. If you use AOL do not even think of playing any MMORPG's, you will quickly become hated by your guildmates for wipes caused by disconnections. Also don't try to download or watch videos as will lead to much hairloss whilst waiting for it to load at AOL's amazingly slow download speeds. Also don't even think of trying to check the news before work, you will be frustrated due to disconnects at every available opportunity and if you do proceed to finish reading the news will prob be fired for being 2 hrs late. All in all a pitiful excuse of an isp that i would not recommend to my worst enemy.
Possibly the best dial-up simulator on the UK broadband market

As there was nothing on tv and was late i decided to try and find something amusing on youtube, unfortunately AOL had other ideas.

AOL by godmodeadin June 30, 2009

AOL 

Archers of Loaf

Better than the ISP.

AOL by erps_ December 9, 2003

AOL 

The abbreviation for The Art of Living course in India led By H.H. Sri Sri Ravishankar.

I just joined the AOL course.

AOL by rc2696 October 21, 2009

AOL 

Ass Off Limits. When a girl is taken.

"You shouldn't hit on that girl. She's AOL. Her man will kick your ass."

AOL by Anonymous November 4, 2003

AOL 

Acronym: An Obvious Loser, used to indicate a user of American Online. Also interchangeable with A**hole Online.

His email address ended in aol.com. I knew he was a tool.

AOL by Lady_Lexicon September 21, 2017

AOL 

A beloved nation wide company that makes people smile every day with there manufacturing of Frisbees and coasters.

If you collect enough, you can make a fort, kill a midget, throw it to your friends, throw it at you enemy's, poop on it, destroy your computer with spam, blog it on urban dictionary and piss off a lawyer, rape it, put your drinks on it, waste earths resources, and give you the urge to blow up your computer from frustration.

Person 1: I just got my 2,000th aol disk!!!
Person 2: SWEET! Lets go kill some midgets!
Person 1: mmk

AOL by 12qwazx January 22, 2011