Tuke

An acronym for The Ugliest Kid Ever coined in Arlington, Ma and used quite frequently.

TUKE:

T- The

U-Ugliest

K- Kid

E- ever.

Ex. 1: Woah! You hooked up with her? That biddy is Tuke!

Ex. 2: That tuke biddy over there keeps givin me the eye, let's dip before she jumps on my dick.

by Dr. PillowPants August 5, 2010

Charleston Tuxedo

A Charleston Tuxedo consists of kacki pants, blue blazer, and bow tie. Typically worn by a member of the Kappa Alpha or Sigma Alpha Epsolon fraternity. Originated at the College of Charleston by the elite of Douchbagerry.

John : I just ordered some take out from King Steet.

Matty: Cool, but you'll have to pick it up, every time I go to King Street I want to kick the shit out of the first dude I see wearing a Charleston Tuxedo.

by skiptracingclub May 17, 2013

tuxedo chicken

According to Joseph Mencia during the third season of Mind of Mencia, a tuxedo chicken is the Mexican name for a penguin.

Hey, have you seen all those tuxedo chickens at the zoo?

Yeah, esé, I bet they taste good!

by Zindagi September 25, 2010

Friar Tucked

Literally means 'fucked'.
Can be used to describe somebody that is ridiculously drunk, or something that is broken etc.

"hahaha look at him, he's friar tucked!"
"Oh bollocks, my car is friar tucked!"

by Lubo25 January 23, 2009

takedownman

Kanoa Gill aka takedownman is a popular YouTube user. He is famous for constantly lying about his past and for popularizing deep web sites on the tor network so they all get shut down. He claimed to be an mma badass but video has surfaced of him getting KO'd in less that 20 seconds in his only professional fight against rex Richards. He claims to be a hacker yet he uses windows and not Linux and thinks using Norton will protect him from viruses lol...

Oscar: "Hey Chad! Takedownman just released his 7th video this year about how he's homeless and how we need to donate money to his gofundme!"

Chad: "hmmm that's strange in a previous video he mentioned that he's earning upwards of $2k a month off these videos. I'm beginning to think he's a lying con artist sack of shit!"

by Ginny Gill January 25, 2016

Toked

Being high, particularly from marijuana

Dude after I took a couple hits I was totally toked

by Babar660 November 6, 2012

Tuxedo Masked

Whenever a main character in a TV series or movie, is about to die in a very dramatic way and is saved at the last possible second by an unsuspected hero.

Enemy: you're going to die Sailor Moon with a claw to the face! (Attacks)
Sailormoon: Noooooooooooooooooooo!
(Rose interrupts)

Enemy: WTF
Tuxedo mask: Not today evil doer! You just got Tuxedo Masked!

by Dstar01 August 8, 2017