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Tortoising

the act of sex between older persons and those specifically those who have suffered hip replacements or other movement difficulties. Tortoising can involve the use of a zimmer frame to create the shell in particularly active relationships.
My gran been tortoising her fuck buddy again he is in his 90s!
by gurgi July 13, 2009
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Tortoise

Stalker slang for someone who has been successfully intimidated into confining themself to their home, venturing out rarely, like a tortoise sticking their head out of its shell.
My ex-partner is such a tortoise, I wait outside their house for days and never see them until they dash out for groceries. Job done.
by motormind June 2, 2015
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Gran Torino

Gran Torino is when you skeet all over a girl, then you drag your butt across her body making car noises.
"Yeah, man. I totally Gran Torino'd that hoe last night."
by SkrillaVanillian June 20, 2009
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toraton

A word used to describe a large ming. This word can also be used to describe a small ming, but it's not reccomended for partakers under the age of 21.
"Fuck fuck you shit fucking piece of shitty fuck, TORATON!!"
by B-rizzle fo shizzle, yo July 7, 2004
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tortoising

the act of emotionally withdrawing oneself from a situation, showing no emotions, avoiding emotions or feeling
He is always tortoising; I can't ever tell how he feels.
by Uwish U. Knewme May 11, 2010
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kimi no toriko

it’s a song dumb ass your prob 8-9 if u don’t know 🤭 stay mad
Kimi no toriko was a song, and I fuckin loved it
by meiiiiiiii August 2, 2022
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Tonito

Wow James you truly are being a tonito.
by Nardlicker November 14, 2016
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