full toobin

Masturbating on a video call in full view of coworkers, like Jeffery Toobin does.

Did you see Jeff go full toobin on the zoom call today?

by nope_mcnopeynope October 19, 2020

Toobin

To masturbate in a company remote meeting, and forget to turn off your camera or sound.

My friend Joe lost his job, and is now on the sex offenders list. Oh? Yeah he was toobin it in a meeting with the CEO. He had the sound off, so, like, we couldn't tell it. It was like a full 5 minutes of hard core toobin going on. I saw the whole thing.

Jesus, and you sat through that? You sick bastard.

by Some Kinda Wizard October 20, 2020

Toobin

Masturbating during a Zoom meeting

Chad rubbed out a toobin during the Zoom session

by Telmea Story October 20, 2020

Toobin'

VERB

Masturbating, especially masturbating during a Zoom call.

Yo fam, you heard what Jeffrey did during the Zoom call? My mans started Toobin' during the break with his cam on lmaooooo

by internetsavage August 17, 2021

Toobin'

The act of masturbation while on a Zoom call with your camera is on, then later claiming that you thought your camera was muted.

Goddammit Jeff, you're fucking Toobin' in front of the director again

by YeetusMcDingus October 19, 2020

toobin

an embarrassing act accidentally broadcasted on a video conference call

Thinking his cam was off, Ron pulled a toobin when he rubbed his tits in slow circles in front of his coworkers.

by raulibanez July 1, 2021

Toobin

Pulling your pecker out in a business meeting.

I thought I turned off my camera when I decided it was a good time to Toobin

by GeneralPepe October 19, 2020