Late Text

We you have a one nite stand with a girl, and that following week she texts you that "I think i am late text.

Man 1: Man that girl i fucked last week just texted me that late text

Man 2: Damn, When she due

by Fuckyeabitches October 24, 2009

Text Roulette

Grabbing a friends mobile when they go to the toilet etc and sending a random txt, for example.

"I've been keeping this a secret but, I wanna touch you."

Then holding your finger down on a the contacts, stop at random and send.

Delete the message from sent box before the friend returns.

Also known as Phrape

Hey Dave has left his phone on the table whilst nipping for a cig, let's play text roulette!

by Gilmanez November 12, 2010

Text hoe

Text hoe is when a person texts multiple people at the same time with no attentions to be in a relationship, leads the people they are texting on

The text hoe was texting six guys last night.

by Stovey July 21, 2016

Schrödinger's Text

The philosophical thought exercise used by men and women, waiting for a text that states "If you turn your phone off the text is both received and not received untill you turn it back on and see". This thought exercise is exceptionally useful when you are waiting and obsessing over a text.

Person 1 "hey aren't you waiting on a text? Why is your phone off"

Person 2 "schrödinger's text. If I have my phone off I don't know if that hot girl in chem class replied to my dinner invite and as a result I can't worry about not getting a reply."

Person 1 " wow just grow a pair"

by ShepherdSaint November 6, 2017

text message fiend

a. One who sends in excess of 100+ text messages per day.
b. One who can type faster with a cell phone that with a keyboard.

High school is the primordial ooze from which the text message fiend crawled out from.

by Interstate Pirates Inc. January 11, 2006

text anxiety

when you are texting someone and they dont answer creating anxiety of why they arent texting are the mad, did they die, are they being arrested or what is taking them so damn long

girl: i hate my mom shes driving me home drunk again
me: are u ok tho is she driving ok
me: hello?
me: are u ok?
me: whats going on im coming to look for u if u dont answer
an hour later
girl: i just saw the new girls next door
me: damn what took u so long u gave me text anxiety i thought u were dead

by mdalts January 26, 2009

suicide text

The act of sending a text that will surely get you killed.

Johnny sent a suicide text when he accidentally sent his dad the text that was meant for his girlfriend.

by texter0020 December 21, 2008