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Double Texter

One who tries to ignite conversation again after sending a conversation ender to another who does not respond. Annoying.
Alysha: Lol
Riley: *No responce*

Minutes later,

Alysha: So what's up?
Riley: 0_o

DOUBLE TEXTER AHHHH
by Haley Millah January 29, 2010
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texterbating

verb: The act of surreptitiosly texting under a table with one hand.
My students thought they were getting away with something because they were texterbating their friends during class.
by Justin Jensen April 23, 2006
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Penis Taster

People who enjoy the sweet tang of having dick in their mouth.
Man, i love being a penis taster. Theirs so many FLAVORS!
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Tommy Texter

A person who texts non-stop and is texting at literally every moment you look at them!
Cool Tommy Texter, put your fucking phone away Dean.
by dontrellelewis32 December 31, 2011
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Testarossa Autodrive

A situation in which you (driver) are in a Ferrari with automatic cannons protruding from the rear and are being chased by five Bentleys with laser cannons and rocket boosters, and also motorcycles are weaving around you and shooting lasers at you but it's ok because you have laser-proof windows. As you wind around the bend to the 500 mph speedway, you crash into a wall. You are brought to a hospital where you are pronounced dead. Then a doctor shoots a laser at your corpse and you come back to life, but are a zombie. Said situation may only occur during 1986.
Eli: yo what's up G, you're looking kind of pale, you ok?
Ash: No, i got Testarossa Autodrived and now i'm a zombie.
Eli: Sweet let's rave.
by Asher pampaloompa November 24, 2007
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teste

The male-gendered equivalent of "bitchy." Pronounced "testy."
I'm outta here; Robert's pulling up to the house. That guy is so teste.
by Moggraider August 2, 2009
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Happy Texter

A person who, when texting, almost always has a smile on their face and appears to be in a good mood even if they aren't.
Sandy is always smiling when she is texting, I guess she must be one of those Happy Texters.

I saw Chelsea smiling white she sent you that text, but don't get your hope up, I think she's just a Happy Texter.
by PattyBadFingers December 13, 2009
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