the taxi cab

when you have no lube and you go into the refrigerator and put a big glob of butter on your cock. you then stick your cock in the ass therefore giving that bitch The Taxi Cab

my girl was on her period last night and i needed to bust a nut off. i decided to fuck her the ass but we had no lube so i greased up my cock with butter giving her the taxi cab

by the Big Riggs February 21, 2009

slut taxi

A limosuine with a group of young, but legal aged, females riding with a group of older males who paid for the limo and drinks, but not to get laid, just as a friendly gesture.

Guy at bar, "Did you drive here?"
Girl at bar, "No, I came with my girlfriends in that slut taxi!"

by Sherlock Caz October 28, 2010

German Taxi

The efficient transportation of bodily fluids from one location to another.

Dude, I used her like a German Taxi last night!

by Rapey Ninja August 30, 2013

Taxi Sono Qui

The Itallian translation for the phrase "Cabs are here". Originating at the Jersey Shore it is now used in Florence Italy to allow congregation of people that the cabs have arrived.

"TAXI SONO QUI! lets go to the club!

by guidette418 August 8, 2011

black and white taxi

A police car. Often used as an euphemism for being arrested for domestic violence.

"Steve? He's not around today. His wife called him a black and white taxi."

by desertacacia March 30, 2009

Fake Taxi Man

A man who goes by the name Ryan Bassett, who drives around London in a black London taxi cab. He fucks women by bribing them with a free ride. You know its the fake taxi man as he’ll say “where’d you wanna go luv” you when you get in his cab.

I saw your Sister getting fucked by the fake taxi man in the back of his black cab

by ThoidTheMeatHead February 7, 2019

Egyptian Taxi Driver

One who is an extremely unsafe yet on-time driver. Characterized by a floored gas pedal and a hand on the horn at all times.

I was going to late for my tour of Giza but this Egyptian Taxi Driver got me there in no time.

-David: oh no, the airport is ten miles away and...
-Ahmed: we are a-here sir.
-David: nice!

by Iskander July 20, 2008