Tonged

When someone gets pink eye after going to the strip club on a Wednesday

Damn I was tonged the day after the strip club

by Epps August 17, 2024

Tonged

A swift sharp headbutt to deal with a recalcitrant co-worker

He grabbed him by the collar and tonged him

by Gnomes 1602 November 04, 2023

Simon Tong

A little bitch boy.

Hey look, its Simon Tong, what a little bitch boy!

by ZAIRBI March 07, 2022

Thai Tong

The hottest man alive, can put any woman (and man) to bed. Loves gay chameleon midgets farting in each others faces while eating dog shit. His balls are as strong as the rocks head (also has blue balls).

Chick 1: have you seen thai tong, he said he would shit on my face tonight.
Chick 2: IKR, he can put any woman to bed like a hot daddy.
Dude 1: And men???
Chick 2: shut up justin suck my dick.
Dude 1: wait WHAT THE FUCK ?!?!?
Chick 2:*shows justin her dick*
Dude 1: nice cock nigga

by phoenix is a simp October 19, 2021

meat tongs

When two males use their penises in a pincher-type fashion to lift objects.

Unwilling to touch the dirty panties with their clean hands, Derek and Tuan used their "meat tongs" to lift them off the bed and toss them aside.

by Rev BigE March 20, 2017

Xi Tong

Well being a average introverted girl is what she is but sometimes she likes to try to stand out but that rarely happens :”). Average grades but sometimes they do reach above expectations but sometimes below expectations even though being lazy and always procrastinate she always get work done on time. Xi Tong is a super rare name but it’s unique and no one would have it haha. Kind , beautiful, helpful and very indecisive but most of all she know when she need to stand up for them self, but… she doesnt see that in them self… almost everyone can compliment them but they wouldn’t believe them. She is Definitely is a good friend , even though her attitude may be bad she’ll comfort you and help u go through your problems with you. No one should take her for granted but many people did. While helping her friends , she has her own problems but she hides it almost every time. She may look okay but she’s not really fine. She’s the type of girl to have many friends but only a few close friends, she hates new things like new school , classrooms , classmates , but even though she’s sad to leave but she knows she has to move on. I think no one should take her for granted and definitely cherish the time they have with her :”)

I’ve been dealing with problems and Xi Tong is always there for me no matter what.

by Leavy November 21, 2021

Fat Tong

It means that you are fatter than a pig. He is the principal of La Salle College. Everyone calls him fat Tong

Don’t eat so much poop or you will be fat Tong!

by Tong Wun Sing November 09, 2018