nike tech

wearing the sacred tech means you get an insane amount of hoes but are still loyal
by zesty zay April 26, 2022
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Glitch Tech

An employee for a fictional Video-Game Business known as Hinobi Tech. Originates from the show "Glitch Techs". Once recruited into the Glitch Techs, you are equipped with a Gauntlet, which allows you to capture and contain "glitches" and gain XP. I feel like this show is really underrated, and I do not give a schnitzel if you say I'm too old for it. It's awesome.
Person 1: "Anyways... Have you heard that Glitch-Techs just released a new season?"
Epic Person: "Oh yeah! I love the show! Meko is my favorite Glitch Tech!"
by Sir Mango September 01, 2020
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tech n9ne

Tech n9ne = fastest rapper Twista = just got BEAT! BY TECH NINA
Listen to the two rappers and then you'd know whos faster, itz about time that the new fastest rapper should be announced tech n9ne.
by tech9 December 12, 2007
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maintenance tech

A college drop out that wasn't smart enough to be a engineer so now they just fix things for engineers. Typically they wear a floral Hawaiian shirt on Friday and drink shitty beer on the weekend.
Someone call a engineer, this maintenance tech will never be able to fix this.
by Billybobb789 February 16, 2022
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Tech Slapped

To be put in one's place whilst discussing technology, by another person who's tech knowledge far surpasses your own, likely after wrongly trying to impress others with your own mediocre tech knowledge.
This can be thought of as the non-physical, tech analogy to being "bitch slapped". Though not necessary, greater effect can be realized, by starting the Tech Slap with the word, "Actually". The more in-depth, technical knowledge given, the harder the Slap.
Slappee: "Did you know that the latest satellites can read a license plate on a moving car?"
Slapper: "Actually, government satellites have been able to do that since 1984 with the NSA's May launch of Uberview. Today's satellites, with their multi-iris, 45 Megapixel, full spectrum CCD sensors could now be used to determine the sex and eye color of a second trimester fetus."
Observer to Slappee: "Dude, you just got Tech Slapped."
by PA Bucket November 22, 2011
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kaynor tech

A school filled with whore and black big booty girls who want to beat up the white chicks...senior guys take advantage of white freshman girls because in their opinion their easy.
hey dude
yeah whats up?
see that girl over there?
yeah, why?

well she made out with a guy on my soccer team under the bleachers...and she goes to kaynor tech
okay, so what?
lets go fuck the shit out of her..i mean shes easy right?
by megan sarinona September 30, 2012
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r1z Tech

Someone who practices r1z Tech shows an unwillingness to abide by the standards created by society.
Dude I think he's a femboy...
Yeah, that's what r1z tech does to a man.
by iplayvnl March 31, 2021
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