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Jerry Springer Poop

Inspired by the Houdini Poop, this is when you are taking a crap and fart, but do not believe anything has come out ... until you get up and look in the toilet and wonder "Who is the father of that poop?".
Guys, I ‘m concerned, I had a Jerry Springer poop, do you think it’s mine?
by Taiwanese Turd Maestro December 6, 2015
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splinter cell

A sneaky sexual act performed by two male friends on a girl. While one male is having sex with a girl from behind, he pulls out and immediately hides. Simultaneously, the other male (previously in hiding) carefully sleuths behind the girl and continues the sexual act from behind.
You should have seen Maria's face after she realized that Tom and I splinter celled her last night.
by mango070 March 19, 2008
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spinners

Rims that run on a separate axle and pin even when the wheel is stopped.
by Anonymous August 18, 2003
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SPINTER

An appalling, Greedy, careless and invisible landord who simply expects to recieve monies without any personal responsibility or indeed acknowledgement that he/she has any sort of tenant that may or may not exist.
She's a skinny spinter with houses all over the shop....
by zebraboy777 September 8, 2010
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lip splinter

the small pieces of skin that lift up off of severely chapped lips...
i shouldn't have pulled off that lip splinter.

i have lip splinters, i really need some chapstick!
by avaflava February 6, 2010
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sprinter

a season that falls between winter and spring in New England and Canada. Consists of snow in April. It ends around mid-April, usually.
This sprinter is confusing me. It's causing Donna and Josh to think we're getting snow on Monday when we're really getting rain.
by Karen Stickney December 24, 2008
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Splinter Cell Online

The noob term for playing Splinter Cell in the online environment, Steam.

A cultural rift has developed here between the senior players (nerds) and the newbies (sometimes referred to as noobs or the 1337 association, n00bs, but really they're just fresh meat) similar to that of Halo 2 Online. Standby shooting/trapping is also outlawed and is overseen by a heavily biased selection of mods (some of which are just cool noobs who bribed other mods with a steak dinner and a Charms blowpop. A noob-mod is idenified when a mod has flying capabilities, but cannot move beyond the second floor due to poor controller/joystick skillz.)

Obscene names are common, as are rooms socially off-limits to the noob population.

It is also a wonderful place to take hilarious screencaps.
Splinter Cell Online subtitled screencap:

*eucatastrophe has entered
*a_big_throbbing_cock has entered

(play commences as usual. But suddenly...)

*eucatastrophe is being choked form behind.
a_big_throbbing_cock: EUCATASTROPHE SUCK THIS
*eucatastrophe was choked to death by a_big_throbbing_cock
sleepy: LAWL!!!!!11!11!!1oneelven!!11
by eucatastrophe June 18, 2006
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