spiffin

when my oldest of homies wants to get all victorian on my ass he whips out a bitta spiffin stylEE! like spiffin' and blows all us new skoolaz away!

>in croaky, mr burnz stylEE grill< dat ho my bro is proper spiffin'! whack-ed!

by michael clarke May 4, 2004

Spritzing

When someone is tailgating you driving down the road and you unload a tank of washer fluid on them. Also can be used for unruly pedestrians or middle aged bald guys in convertibles.

That tailgater was driving so close to me I ran my tank of washer fluid dry spritzing his car.

by Loaf pincher January 21, 2010

Tail Sniffing

When you are driving and the person driving behind you is riding your ass, but won't pass you. AKA "Tail-Gating"

The douche in the porsche behind me today was tail sniffing.

by G-Rilla August 2, 2010

Cum sniffing dog

A dog you can get that has been trained to sniff out cum so you can tell if your girlfriend has been cheating on you.

He's got a cum sniffing dog.

by The Fury 13 December 8, 2010

the turtle is sniffing the cotton

A statement made when one urgently needs to take a large dump. This is a visual reference referring to a piece of feces (the turtle) hanging out of the rectum, and "sniffing" one's underpants. This can also can be used to describe the moments prior to soiling yourself.

Brad: "Hey Alice, let's go have sex!"
Alice: "Hell no, after eating that egg salad the turtle is sniffing the cotton"

Carl: "Forget the roller coaster guys, the turtle is sniffing the cotton"

by rimlover October 30, 2010

like a dog's nose sniffing under a fence

When u feel the need to shit and ur shit is poking out of your arsehole

Raymond could feel his bowels moving. The shit was gonna come out. " I need to find a toilet, it must look like a dog's nose sniffing under a fence!"

by Steven Dressel May 3, 2008

Ball Sniffing

A non-literal term used to describe what guys do when one of them ditches his girlfriends to hang out with a guy friend.

Guy-"Hey Brooke, where's your boyfriend tonight? Weren't you too supposed to hang out"
Girl-"Ya we were, but he ditched me for his guy friends".
Guy-"He is going ball sniffing again haha".
Girl-"Yeah, it seems that him and his friends sniff each others balls more then he hangs with me".
Guy-"You're gorgeous and really fun to hang with maybe one day you'll wake up and realize he is a complete Douche-bag and find a guy worth your time. But until then you'll end up dating a lot of ball sniffers".

by Keeper of Realness November 4, 2009