Spankin' the Zerk

Ripping an old-style, classic Geno. This term refers to the lax bros living in the Flow Society when they score a goal. To Spank the Zerk, you must be a lax player who rips some nice twine.

Yo bruh toss me the rock wit cha spoon and imma finna be Spankin' the Zerk. Just Spank the Zerk y'all.

by Joes Blows April 18, 2013

liquid spank

A liquid that produces a burning or stinging sensation, applied as an alternative to paddling.

Do you need a liquid spank?

by spanker January 3, 2004

Titty Spank

The act of slapping a hard cock against a woman's breasts. Usually incorporated into a titty fuck session.

I was titty fucking this hussy when I snuck in a couple titty spanks here and there to mix it up.

by WestSideMcFly April 14, 2010

Freshly Spanked

Term used to declare a general state of mind, opinion or wear and tear.

"Christ I was freshly spanked last nite - it must have been the vodka"

"Look at the rack on that - she needs to be freshly spanked"

by The Top Banana April 16, 2010

Freshly Spanked

Used to describe a very bad loss in football, rugby, baseball or other sport. The loss must be of a significantly high level.

Jim: How did your team do last night?

Bob: Not good, we were Freshly Spanked!

by GhostShadow August 5, 2010

spank tank

n. 1. The butt. In the same way a gas tank is filled up with gas, the spank tank may be filled up with a good spanking.

2. The mental database of naughty images to which one can spank the monkey when more conventional pornography is not, uh, "at hand."

1. Yo baby, come over here and lemme fill up yer spank tank.
2. My mom threw away all my porno mags. Now I have to rely on my spank tank.

by SkidMarkyMark May 15, 2006

Spank The Monkey

When you own a giant stuffed monkey and spank him.

Chrys Starr likes to spank the monkey live on Facebook!

by Walden Scott February 18, 2019