spiderman dat hoe

a sexual act similar to superman dat hoe. When your woman wont get down with you, you wait until she is asleep and cum in her hand. Then, stick her hand someplace: her face, the pillow, the bedside table, etc. When she wakes up, she'll seem like spiderman!

she wouldn't put out, so i had to spiderman dat hoe last night. bitch woke up with the alarm clock stuck to her hand!

by Colin K November 21, 2007

Spiderman

IDIOTS.

Spider-man is a Marvel comics character created in 1963.

are you kidding? its fucking spiderman!

by Poey April 8, 2005

Spidermonkey

Shit in your hand and then sling it on someone using the spiderman finger position.

I like to reach in the toilet grab some poo and spidermonkey her face.

by Skraps0331 July 1, 2011

Crackhead Spiderman

Someone who dose either crystal meth , or cocain , and jumps from one rooftop to another , robbing the houses of all their silverware . Often carrying a high calibur weapon , in witch to shoot the hamburglar with when the trip gose rotten .

"did you hear about that crackhead spiderman in new york who got shot off the roof in full extention of his jump

by mikey murf November 4, 2007

Spiderman Dat Hoe

When you jack off on dat hoe
and then throw it on her
like Spiderman throws his web.

He said Spiderman Dat Hoe with your Silver Surfer.

by Webslinging Gangsta October 25, 2007

spiderman

when one is fulfilling a fantasy by doing a girl doggy style, he cums in his hand and then flings it at a girl like a spider web.

-Did you hear about Steve?
-No, what?
-He totally webbed a girl!
-Huh?
-Dude, he gave her the spiderman.
-Don't tase me, bro.

by T Dunn December 28, 2007

Spiderman

When you are haveing sex with a girl and you pull out and nut in the palm of your hand. You then throw the jizz at her face like the web of spider man.

Dude that bitch wouldnt let me nut on her face. So i Spidermaned that ho.

by PatMaGroin January 4, 2008