shlong

The long thing in the 'danger-zone', Penis.

shut the fuck up or i'll slap you with my shlong

by Ezra Peters December 22, 2007

shlong

a funny word for which oneself would use instead of saying dick or wang or penis, usually large and sloppy. it usually is just hangin out and looking shloppy

Lookin' like a fool with your shlong on the ground!

by wtfareyoulookinat April 27, 2010

samon

A young white child pretending to be African-American and tells lies to impress his internet pals.

Samon tells his internet buddies that he smokes weed and gets laid often.

by LlamaHunter. June 4, 2003

shmonguin

a cross between a sheep, a monkey, and a penguin.
used by one to address a loved one.

I love you shmonguin.

How was your day shmonguin?

by DjFirm February 14, 2009

Shmonzed

Getting a buzz from an e cig

Bro your juul got me so shmonzed.

by Onnablock69 May 26, 2018

shmoneyda

another word to say money, a youtuber named Isaiah hightower came up with the term ! love you z !

i can sell this for some shmoneyda !!

by crystalperezz January 23, 2022

bripple-shmonk thought

When you're doing someone's mother and experience a moment of unrivaled mental clarity, a "mid-nut clarity"

Dude, I just had a bripple-shmonk thought while doing your Mom yesterday

by PopsicleTastesLikeGrass November 6, 2019