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Shitton

(n.) 2,000 Pounds (lbs.) of fecal matter (Poop, aka dung, aka manuer, aka crap, aka shit, aka poopoo, aka should i keep going?, aka #2, aka you get the point, aka stool, aka seriously im done, aka droppings)

(n.) Can also refer to the feeling after eliminating a shitton from your body.

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After eating my Chipotle Burrito, which was very delicious, I pooped a shitton.
by NastyIsTakenQuestionmarkFrown October 21, 2009
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Shitcanned-hammeredrunk

When your aim is to drink until you black-into a jail cell without clothing.
Me: Hey what happened to Jeff last night?

Dave: Dude he got so Shitcanned-hammeredrunk that I had to bail him out of jail naked.

Me: Thats Epic.
by SconiMuddin21 February 23, 2011
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shitmonger

A shitmonger is a small hairless cat that keeps it's mouth open and forms the shape of a toilet.

Similar to a venus flytrap, however instead waits for a human to sit down to take a shit.
Look out for the shitmonger.
by Travis Easton, Julian King March 23, 2004
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Shitcock

A lame attempt at an insult by putting a description infront of a name of a body part...
Shit-Cock

Piss-balls

"He is such a fucking shit-cock, I could kick his piss-balls ass anyday!"
by Anonymous March 21, 2004
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Shitcoin

The type of cryptocurrency you buy when your blackout drunk at 4am.
Have you heard of? *insert new shitcoin* its gonna MOON i swear!
by disturb May 27, 2021
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shitcan

to get really drunk or stoned
by Vitamann February 11, 2008
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shitonym

Goran is a shitonym, because goran means goran.
by un-gineer April 22, 2009
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