screwed

To be attached to another object by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis.

Oh look at those little men! They are trying to escape the crocodile but in doing so are throwing the whole plane off balance! They are completely screwed.

by TheDJack October 30, 2010

screwed the pooch and knocked it up

To have made a massive, catastrophic blunder. An extension of the more common "screwed the pooch," which adds a more severe consequence to the metaphorical action.

Since invading Iraq, President Bush and his advisors have really screwed the pooch and knocked it up.

by ElOjo January 9, 2008

chopped and screwed

when a woman uses a man to get what she want then when asked if she wants to go out she rejects the guy

Guy: hey can i buy you a drink?
girl: ya sure.
guy: would you like to go bak to my place
girl: oh,no thanks.
(hes just been chopped and screwed

by Sabecca January 1, 2009

Murder She Scrote

When a female becomes too aggressive during the sucking of testicles and causes pain, bruising or breaks skin through the overuse of teeth.

"Danielle was an animal with the balls last night. You should see the poor buggers, it's Murder She Scrote down there."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 11, 2009

scroted

Verb. The act of one rubbing the ballsack shaved or unshaven in a clockwise circular motion over the facial features of a willing candidate.

I scroted that fat ass beast last night. Then i gave her a facial, miami bukkake style

by Brad&Mike October 11, 2005

chopped and screwed

Rejected

I asked that gurl out and she chopped and screwed me, she chopped and screwed me

by Sheeda(: December 17, 2008

scrode

noun. someone who is nasty, disgusting, or scrody

That man hasn't washed in a week. What a total scrode!

by jondoe01 November 16, 2006