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snelching

Post-snutting, when the snutter takes the snuttee's orifice into which they have just snutted and sucks back out all the juicy goodness within (snot, etc.)

Similar to felching.
"We snutted and then he wanted to snelch! What a fucking weirdo."
"Snutting's alright, but I draw the line at snelching."
"Daniel wanted to snut me again so I said alright as long as you snelch, especially after all the stains in my pants from last week's snutting."
by disgusted.co.uk February 25, 2009
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Stretching rope

a long rope used to stretch men before they engage in sexual activities with each other
the two men used a stretching rope before they resumed their daily "activities"
by ohyeahmotherefffer October 21, 2010
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Scrotching

A male relaxation technique, where one takes ones testicles and gently dips them in warm water, sometimes whiskey or deep heat can be added for that extra tingle
dude you never get stressed! and your sprem count in off the chart, whats your secret? a Scrotching dip once or twice a week
by breakdance1011 February 21, 2011
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Scrotching

the act of a male scratching his privates.
Emma: Did you just see that?
Nathan: What?
Emma: That guy was just scrotching under his library cubby.
by coopscoop1234 December 14, 2011
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Scrotching

Mike: Hey man glad I could meet you at the bar, whats up?
Billy: I'm good man, you?
Mike: Ah man what the fuck are you doing?!?
Billy: What?
Mike: Why the fuck are you scrotching in the middle of the room?
by Big Cock Jones January 26, 2014
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Scratching Monster

Also know as the Scratchy Monster, a story talked about between children of a being that comes in the middle of the night and leaves little scratches on people. The story was made by kids as a way to explain why sometimes they would wake up with scratches they don't remember receiving.

Some kids say he comes when you have been bad but the more common believe is that the monster has no reason, he's simple not a nice guy.
Basically any time a kid goes to bed and wakes up with a scratch he or she didn't have when going to bed is labeled as a Scratching Monster attack.
by AnimeLoveLover123 July 24, 2014
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Snelching

Blowing snot into someone's anus and sucking it out
'Hey, fancy a snelch?'
'You sneltched me real good last night, maybe too good, I seem to have a micro tear'

'Snelching isn't just a sexual act, it's a way if life'
by Coolkid90 August 19, 2016
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