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Schoon

The term refers to the act of butting-in with your body and/or head in order to get a better view during a surgical procedure or baby delivery, which results in the obstruction of others' or another's view(s), typically of those assisting on the case.
What did you think of that C-section? I don't know...I got Schooned out of the case!
by Joe Kustastiach May 10, 2011
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schloon

One who is an idiot; lack of brain cells.

synonyms: idiot, dumbass, garbagehead
Dude, Abbey and Sam are total schloons.
by aG-Sc/ May 6, 2005
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schnoor

Unlike what others may think, Schnoor speaks intelligently and has been tested and has an above average IQ. He is also not a fat tub of lard, he is simply slightly overweight.
Schnoor is smart and not a tub of lard.
by Matt Schnoor February 4, 2005
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Schtoon

Schtoon (Sh'toon) Vulgar Slang
v. Schtooned, Schtoon·ing, Schtoons

v. tr.
1. To have sexual intercourse with.
2. To show up or embarrass another with skill or luck.
3. To play or joke, often used with "with".

v. intr.
1. To engage in sexual intercourse.
2. To act stupid or against someone else's wishes.

n.
1. A unliked and often stupid person, interchangable with douchbag.
2. Used as an intensive: What the schtoon is going on?

Phrasal Nouns:
Schtoon-ball
1. A more direct and intense insult of a stupid and sometimes unliked individual.

Schtoon-bag
1. A wad of meaty flash (usually a human being, or raccoon) that embodies the quality of being an idiot and douchebag at the same time.

Often pronounced Schteen or Schtawn, the word is quite versatile in it's meanings and useage--which can often be improvised to create such things as, "Schtawn-sac" or "Schteen-wad".
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"Hey schtoon-bag, ready to go eat?"
"Naw, I've still got some work to do.
"You're schtoonin' with me right?"

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"Dude, that shot was so cheap--you shouldn't have won!"
"HAHA SCHTOON-SAC, I TOTALLY SCHTOONED YOUR ASS!"
by Julian Lloyd July 30, 2008
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Schooner

Fucking sexiest man alive.
has the cutest smile:)
with dimples!!
sexy sexy sexy
that is all
also...ABS:D
he is sex in a can.
1. -Hey did you see (blank)'s new haircut? OMG he is sex in a can!

-agreed! he is such a Schooner!
by LOVERS! December 17, 2010
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schnoogle

To drive a car while smoking marijuana. Taken from the phrase "riding the schnoogleberry express"
wen can schnoogle in my car as long as you bring some air freshener.
by Paulina Ruebenstien September 4, 2006
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schnoodle

Addendum to my previous definition of schnoodle:

More precisely, a schnoodle is two guys sharing one foreskin in an erotic manner. Head to head. Ya dig?
The two guys were really into each other so they started some hot schnoodle action.
by Athene Airheart May 1, 2004
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