slippy slimy surprise

when a man cums in a womans ear and cleans it out with a q-tip like its earwax

"hew wendy would you like a slippy slimy surprise." ill clean it off for you :)

by yes man ok yes go March 22, 2021

Slimy 69

After the man creampies his date then they 69 so they can each taste their mixed juices.

After I gave her a creampie, she turned around and gave me a slimy 69.

by SexyInJersey March 10, 2023

slimy little fucker

a bitch ass friend/ hoe who tries to either A. flirt with your boyfriend or B. flirts with the boy you like know you like him/her

"Maddie is such a slimy little fucker, she's flirting with jack knowing I like him. Fucking hoe."

by taliaisonesexymf101 March 28, 2022

slimy scooter

---A sexual act where a man cums on a girls chest and she's forced to slide on a smooth surface...

--Or the dankest kush found smothered in cannibis oil...

(Guy) Yeah me and Sally got it on last night ...
(Friend) how'd it go?
(Guy) I came on her chest and made her a slimy scooter ...
(Friend) LOL awesome dude.

by Grimy Gregg March 16, 2017

slimy samoan

After coming to orgasm from fellatio, sometimes with a mouthful of sperm, the one performing fellatio will sneeze. The mixture of snot and sperm on your penis is known as 'A Slimy Samoan'.

I had never heard of a Slimy Samoan until April had that cold last week. I looked it up on Urban Dictionary, and sure enough, it's called a Slimy Samoan.

by Joe 234 March 03, 2017

Slimy Snail dick

slimy snail dick

Man go suck on a slimy snail dick you bitch

by Unknown#390 June 13, 2024

Slimy Samantha

The act of inserting a celluar device of any sort into the anal region of a significant other with the phone calling the ex boyfriend/girlfriend of said significant other

Me and Naomi did the Slimy Samantha yesterday and I couldn't tell if she was shitting or if it was her ex talking

by Owouchmyfoot August 06, 2018