Schmeat

A below average penis, with one exception. If the schmeat is attached to a Knowlsey it refers to a penis so huge it changes the atmospheric pressure of any room it's in.

I can barely breathe with Knowlsey's schmeat in here

by Captaindownloadboner June 15, 2019

Smeat

Small dick

Did your hear about that guy with a small meat, yeah I heard he had a Smeat

by Originalconman May 9, 2015

shmeet

an adjective that describes something as being extra small

His shirt was extra shmeet.

by Cornelius Hubbard Jr. June 30, 2008

Sheating

(Verb) When you take a shit and eat at the very same time.

Last tuesday Franklin the turtle had to shit and hadnt eaten all day.
So franklin decided to save time by sheating.

by Calvin Broadus III January 25, 2010

penis sheath

A term used for the vagina.

What can I say? I needed my penis sheath.

by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

Shweaty

(adj.) Awesome, sick, or awe-inspiring.

(v.) A command in order to hype people up. Usually in the form of "becoming" shweaty.

"Did you hear City Lights & Shorelines new song? It's so shweaty."

"I feel an awesome pop-punk breakdown in the works. It's time to get shweaty!"

by City Lights & Shorelines October 29, 2011

Smeat

Small Meat also known as a small dick or penis.

Ayy that boi Jimmy ova there, his girl said he gotta smeat.

Samara thought Jimmy had a big dick but turns out he had a smeat.

Used as an insult on someone who has a small dick.

by BigDickDeion December 14, 2019