John Ritter

a cool white guy

One of my best friends is a John Ritter.

by C March 27, 2004

Ricer

A compact car, usually of Japanese make, that is often fitted with stupid looking accessories like rear wings, stickers of racing parts that you can bet are not even to be found on the car, body kits that scrape the ground, clear tail lights, and a noisy ass exsaust that sounds really annoying. Often painted in polarizing colors or patchy-looking primer. These cars are strictly for youngsters.
Ricers are, for the most part, far more show than go.
Poser-mobils

Guy 1: Look at that ricer

Guy 2: What, the Honda with the body kit and ginormous wing and blaring exsaust?

Guy 1: Yep

by Pig Child March 6, 2008

American Ricer

American-manufactured vehicles with all the 'thrills' of import ricers. Typically featuring a four banger engine and sometimes come included with (or added by the owner) a forced induction system. While these are sometimes accepted as 'better' than import ricers because they have American manufactured badges on them, they still are cheaply made, easily mass-produced vehicles that- like any vehicle- can be made 'faster' with a turbocharger. Often seen with giant unneccissary wings- improperly labeled as a spoiler (as they are front-wheel drive), a fart cannon, and altezza lights.

The most typical american ricers are the Dodge Neon, Chevy Cavalier, Chevy Cobalt, and the Ford Focus.

by EDOLZ December 19, 2008

ricer

The owner of a weedeater that has a car body on it...

I hate rice... Buy real power

by Ryan February 14, 2004

Rincter

A sphincter is a circular muscle that normally maintains constriction of a natural body passage or orifice and which relaxes as required by normal physiological functioning. The rectum is the concluding part of the large intestine that terminates in the anus. The average length of the human rectum may range between 10 and 15 cm. Its diameter can be compared to that of the sigmoid colon (the part of the large intestine nearest the rectum) at its onset. Combine these and you get Rincter.

...and so the sabretooth tiger was stabbed in the RINCTER by the woolly mammoth.

by Rincter May 1, 2020

dallas ritter

A friend who moves away to college

Hey man even though my wife just passed away your a real Dallas ritter

by Bible thumper 6.66 October 14, 2018

Red Ricer

A Big Fat Guy Named Justin "Bieber" That Drives A Red Honda Si That Has A Over Sized Wing on And pinstripes That He Took Off And That's How Red Ricer Came To be.

Look At That Red Ricer He Lost 40 HP Just By Sitting in it.

by Unknown Ricer May 23, 2019