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Rel

How a Kim Dracula fan says a valley girl sounds.
When a valley girl says real they say rel.
by LXXLoveRoulette August 1, 2023
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rel ❤️

samekichi (aka rel) is the most handsome, awesome, beautiful, stunning man to ever fucking exist 🙏🙏 💋💋💋
hi rel ❤️ if ur reading this volim te <3😘😘
by samekichiworshipper420 March 9, 2021
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wake relatives

Relatives you never see until there is a funeral in the family & they show up to act greedy, stir discontent within the family, or stuff their faces with as much free food as they can at the post funeral reception.
When granpap died, all the wake relatives we hadn't seen since gramma's funeral began showing up to see who would inherit what, to point fingers at who caused granpap's cancer, and to stuff their faces at the buffet afterwards.
by Ihor Ivanenko May 25, 2010
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Rel

A very handsome, wonderful, bursting with personality, kind, loving, hard-working, and the hottest person ever to be born. He is so kind of a king and has a big dick. We all love you Rel
Yo have u ever heard of this guy named Rel? YEAH HE HAS A NICE DICK
by Big Black Boom Boom September 12, 2022
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The Relative/absolute fallacy

Similar to Ken Wilber's "Pre/trans fallacy", which is about conflating pre-rational views with trans-rational views, the Relative/absolute fallacy is about conflating relative perspectives with The Absolute perspective. This is the main source of confusion in the forms of spirituality that deal with the implications of non-duality (Oneness).

There are generally two levels to the fallacy:

1. The first level is the conflation that happens when you don't have knowledge about the distinction between the relative and The Absolute (dual/non-dual). This is common in pre-rational religious people (Wilber). The way that traditional religion interprets various holy texts is itself a good example.

2. The second level happens when you do have knowledge about the distinction between relative and absolute (but it's obviously not complete knowledge). This is common in (aspiring) trans-rational people. A common example is to think that because nothing ultimately really matters, morality doesn't matter, and therefore it's fine to for example hurt other people. This is to conflate "the relative" with "The Absolute". From The Absolute perspective, yes, nothing really matters, but morality can only ever be defined "relative" to a certain value system in the first place. By taking the absolute perspective, you're deliberately stepping outside of all value systems, but "it's fine to hurt other people" would be a moral statement, which means you're actually invoking a relative perspective.
You're conflating relative perspectives with The Absolute perspective ("The Relative/Absolute Fallacy").

Albert thinks he is God and nobody else is. Albert has committed the Relative/Absolute Fallacy.
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relative friday

The day that comes before a long break (that isn't Friday) or the Thursday before having Friday off
It's relative Friday! See you all in 2 weeks!
by Yeahidontknow April 17, 2014
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Inside relative grand slam

A man scoring 4 different generations of women at the same time within the same family
"Hey Bobby, I went to my girlfriend's family reunion, and I scored an inside relative grand slam!"
by BeatleBabe007 September 18, 2024
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