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Preston

Preston, he's an amazing person
He's loving, caring and, my bestfriend.

He's a dirty blond, he has gorgeous blue eyes that you could stare into all day. He hides his emotions, doesn't tell when he's upset. He's amazing and anyone would be lucky to have him. He's a kind person loves the mud, he's always there when you need him and promises to never leave your side. He's perfect everything you could ever wish for, yeah you have your ups and downs but your always gonna be bestfriends. He's your forever your his always but your both so young, you don't even know what life is yet. Your both going through a lot but pull through think and thin together. Your absolutely amazballz the both of you!

Love you bubba,

Forever Amazballz

Your Sis,

Faith
Preston, his amazing in every single way possible!
by Starlilly October 8, 2014
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preston

some one who is better looking than you in every way and makes u so jealous u cry and masturbate in your room using the tears as lubricate to his awesomeness
guy1: man look at that preston

guy2: yea he reminds me of how ugly i actually am

guy1: im going to go and masturbate to his coolness

guy2: me too

girl1: i sucked his cock it was soo big it barley fitted in my mouth and vagina he is so sexy
by presto pie September 13, 2009
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Preston

Guy 1: I hear that guy is a real Preston
Guy 2: Yeah he is a poo poo pee pee bum bum fart
by DeadSession April 29, 2019
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corrupt pures

The best Runescape pure clan known to man. They are known for dominating The Hatred, mainly because The Hatred is a group of small penis sucking rhinos who loves to drive their horns into each others butt while bounty hunting.
Corrupt Pures own The Hatred every Saturday in Bounty Hunter.
by The Best Pure Clan Alive January 22, 2008
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Preston

Preston is an amazing guy. Generally, he has longer brown hair and gorgeous eyes. He is a sweet and caring guy, but he tends to be complicated. He never really has his feelings figured out but he wishes he did and he doesn't try to hide it. He's easy to love and as close as it gets to perfection.
Gosh, I wish I could date Preston!
by Bad Princess June 14, 2018
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preston high school

a high school located in bronx, new york. it’s filled with a bunch of rich white daddy’s girls who are hoes and think they’re better than everyone. most of the girls here date someone from salesian high school
1-did you see that girl? she’s a hoe
2-yeah she probably goes to preston high school
by stupiddddd March 3, 2019
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Preston

A city in the north of england, the city's emblem is a pie skewered by a hammer and sickle to a loaf of bread. mainly populated by knuckleheads and lefties. Devastated by the actions of the trade unions in the second part of the 20th century and forever damned to an existence as a home for people with terrible political opinions. People from Preston consume exceptionally large amounts of bread, upwards of a loaf a day to make up for the mush inside their brains from years of being fed far left wing politics and also to soak up the grease from all the pies, gravy and fried food they eat. Another notable feature of Preston as a northern city is that everyone spends all day every day intoxicated on overly brown ale or bitter. Generally one to avoid unless you really need to stop for a wee, but make sure you wash anything of yours that touches anything from Preston.
'He's either a drunken carb loving communist or he's from Preston'
by Riicardo McRiicardo November 13, 2011
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