pooner

one who sniffs bicycle seats

He was such a pooner he never left the bicycle shed

by Anonymous January 7, 2003

Pooned

The act of being so insecure that you must talk to every person in the room and tell them your last name is poon in an attempt to make them laugh and remember you.

I hate myself so much I pooned last night to try and make some friends. They laughed but ended up leaving me all alone.

by FuckDIss July 3, 2011

proneet

God

Oh my proneet

by Jake shake the bake November 26, 2021

pooner

An unmistakably large penis.

With those tight leather pants on, you can really see portelli's pooner.

by Wippert May 25, 2005

Pooned

Another version of Pwned/Owned. Created in Counterstrike:Source by Mr.Brown.

"Oh snap. You just got pooned by a glock."

by glockmaster flash September 30, 2005

POONed

to beat someone or to kick ass

Tristan Pooned Daniel at Video Games

by TristanM May 14, 2008

prone

Slang for the word porn Results on instant messenger when people are on autopilot and cannot spell.

Dude, you weren't sick, you were home dl'n prone!

by Simple Sam February 7, 2005