pedophile

Someone who has sex with pre-pubescent children. Not to be confused with a pederast. As an historical note, the ancient Greek (Homeric-Platonic) ideal was NOT pedophilia, but pederasty, specifically gay pederasty.

Ex: When Plato writes (Symposium 192 B-C) "a man of this sort is at any rate born to be a lover of boys or the willing mate of a man, eagerly greeting his own kind," he is talking about a grown man and a teenage boy, which is pederasty, not pedophilia.

by Anonymous March 22, 2007

redophile

One who loves red hair. A play off of pedophile...

He only dates redhaired chicks... he must be a redophile!

by Mike June 25, 2004

pedophile priest

Fucking assholes. all of them. they sould be burned on the cross.

The priest at your church who licks his lips while saying a prayer and touching the little boy in front of you.

by skwurrlay March 11, 2005

are you a pedophile?

An expression of one's obliviousness to very obvious things. Often followed by silence per the listener's surprise at the speaker's bakaness.

Chris: "Are you a pedophile?"
Herbert: "..."
Viewer: "Wow. Just...wow. It's been going on for, like, ten years. Just...uhh."

by Tez, a man March 21, 2010

Everyone's Creepy Pedophile uncle

A bald white man who you think you know but you don't. He also loves your kids for some reason.

That guy over there in the big white van looks like everyone's creepy pedophile uncle.

by Shulkingit April 25, 2015

Pediophile

One who uses sex toys, or more specificly, blow up dolls. From the sufix pedio, meaning doll. not to be mistaken for Pedo, meaning child.

Pediophile! Pull that dildo out of your ass!

by lostxero November 5, 2005

pedophile

a sick-minded oldie who is sexually attracted to little kiddies.

Lance is a 20-year old pedophile because he hits on a ninth grader girl.

Lance: Dayyyyyyyumm homie!! she's FINE *points to ninth grader girl*

Mate: That's pretty pathetic of you. You're 20 years old and your hittin on some ninth grader? naww.. now thats just sad.

Lance: Shut up. I don't care. Not like I can get any better..

Mate: Tru say bro..

by Jennyy<3 November 7, 2006