Ninety-Nine Percent

Something that is entirely ideal, but just not quite perfect.

Dude A: Man, she's like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream girl.

Dude B: So if you met your dream girl you'd just dump her instantly?

Later...

Dude B: This soda is like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream soda.

Dude A: You're just jealous.

by THE MAN GABE HIMSELF April 10, 2010

Pecent

When a person has the mentality of a dictator .

A hero with a pecent mentality is no hero.

by Ilai February 12, 2019

Pretentious Barry

A Normal with an interest in showy kitchen utensils and/or ingredients,which may or may not be useless.

A lover of exquisite things; fashion, jewelry, and keeping hobs on.

All item of pretentious nature are placed inside the ‘Rose Gold Pinterest Princess Palace’ by the Normal when not living in a country cottage with a cheffy best friend.

Originated and used by British YouTube Star Barry Taylor & fellow members of SORTEDfood.

MIKE: “Here is your $30 mini salt grater”

BEN: “I was looking for one of these for wasabi the other day”

MIKE: “Have it. Cos Barry’s already got one. No lie”
Ahh- the return of Pretentious Barry

by KhaleesiofRivia March 31, 2021

presentism

The judging of people in the past by the moral standards of the present.

"Tear down all the statues! Those people were all racists!"
"That's presentism, dude. Everybody was racist back then. In 100 years they'll probably think you were a monster too."

by OkiShisa September 20, 2022

two percent club

A slang term for college relationships that start in high school and are maintained throughout college. As long as the relationship was started before college, and the total time together in college has been greater than any time apart, it still counts.

"Damn did you see Francis pulling off the two percent club? It's only youngster year and he's at his 5 year anniversary!"

by legvnds November 4, 2018

hundred percent used

To be killed after the job is done.

Do not take that job with the mafia, you are going to be hundred percent used.

by blue_panda November 19, 2018

td presents

a dude who got corona.

walker: yo, did you hear that td presents has corona?
jesserthelazer: yeah, that man is stupid.

by twalshy13 May 11, 2020