Practical

A philistine

I don't think it's worth spending that much money on wine for the Joneses. They're very practical.

by Phyllis Stein September 28, 2021

Coming home from trumpet practice

An event that never takes place because anyone who participates in the practice of playing a trumpet would not ever want to leave due to the high levels of enjoyability.

Friend 1: so I was coming home from trumpet practice...
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”

by Freggsmash May 20, 2019

practical chunder

When you know you've had too much to drink at a party and understand that you will eventually vomit, so you induce the vomit beforehand in a tactical manner.

"I know Kevin has been in the bathroom for a while. I bet he went for a practical chunder before we get in the taxi."

by Ambee3 September 18, 2018

Practice boy

A boy who is only used and good for sex for a girl to use and get her first orgasm.

I totally use practice boy at my school to get orgasms and then move on to other boys

by Gordon is here hahahahha November 21, 2022

Target Practice

Right before you ejaculate in her pull out and shoot your load in to her belly button and yell bullseye.

Target practice

by Hung dude February 5, 2025

Practical Jinx

When you practically jinx someone. When your jinx is so close to the same.

Michael - "I really want a taco."
Paige - "I'd enjoy a taco...PRACTICAL JINX."

by OD Definer August 5, 2011

practical prank

practical prank

a practical prank
thus being not only a prank. but a practical one

a prank only pulled when the individual needs it to be sensible

for instance have you broken up with your girlfriend and want to get back together? well a practical prank shall be perfect for you! just fake your death and find an image like you from the internet and ur bae will come running back!

boy: hi I'm going to die

girl : is this a practical prank?
boy : maybe? do u like ;)
girl : yes love it let's get back together, you're so practical and good at pranks!!!

by 24/7lad January 20, 2015