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Poon Tang

That sweet wet hole we all crave, can't go for too long with out, center of our life's desire, what gives woman the upper hand in almost every situation - PUSSY! (Gotta have it!)
There's oarnge tang, and there's grape tang, but there's no tang like POON TANG!
by 38 Caliber Kimo April 5, 2003
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Cal Poly Pomona

Cal Poly Pomona is one of the two Cal Poly's in the Cal State University System. Their main focus is a "hands-on" approach to education as opposed to a theoretical one you would receive at a University of California (UC) school. With proximity to Los Angeles and a great reputation with industry, internships and job opportunities are numerous for people who do well there.

Today, Cal Poly Pomona would be considered the Cal or UCLA of the 1950's, educating the true middle class and becoming an increasingly attractive option for upper-middle class students who are increasingly being pushed out of the UC system due to budget cuts and a failure to uphold California's Master Plan for Higher Education. Every year, Cal Poly Pomona's reputation increases and admission standards are rising for incoming freshmen.

While it doesn't have the reputation of a UC school or Cal Poly SLO, it is well on its way to becoming a household name in the future as the student body improves and becomes less of a commuter school. Overall, you cannot go wrong with the education you would receive at Cal Poly Pomona.
Guy 1: Should I go to UC Merced or Cal Poly Pomona?
Guy 2: Pomona, hands down.
Guy 1: UC Riverside, UC Santa Cruz, or Cal Poly Pomoma?
Guy 2: Pomona.
Guy 1: How about UC Davis, UC Irvine, or Cal Poly Pomona?
Guy 2: Now that's a tough one. I'd say they're about the same level for technical majors like engineering.
by UCBearkleyStudent November 5, 2012
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Poon Shoes

When a person, usualy male, sticks his feet in two women's vaginas at the same time.
Because Stephan had a serious foot fetish, he used his biznatches as Poon Shoes.
by Skiz The Invader April 4, 2007
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polona

dammnnnn nigga she fine she a polona
by young daggerdickmamii January 10, 2018
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Vagina Poisoning

The condition that a guy contracts from contact with the vagina of a chick he is totally into. Symptoms include telling friends things they totally don't want to know about your sex life, holding hands in public, going shoe shopping, and not shutting the fuck up about your girlfriend for five minutes.
From Romeo & Juliet, Act 1:

ROMEO

Why, such is love's transgression.
Griefs of mine own lie heavy in my breast,
Which thou wilt propagate, to have it prest
With more of thine: this love that thou hast shown
Doth add more grief to too much of mine own.
Love is a smoke raised with the fume of sighs;
Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes;
Being vex'd a sea nourish'd with lovers' tears:
What is it else? a madness most discreet,
A choking gall and a preserving sweet.
Farewell, my coz.

BENVOLIO

sup dude u have vagina poisoning.
by 00200 April 9, 2010
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get that poison out

a. removing toxins, either bad thoughts or chemicals, out of oneself, or out of one's imdedate location.

b. cuming euphoricly; climaxing
a. Dan, get that poison out and think positive.

b. Raven, get that poison out.
by gpete April 15, 2010
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Poon-zilla

a large butch lesbian, usually with a short crew cut or mullet.
"Rosey O'Donnell objects to being called Poon-zilla."
by irbsalty May 7, 2009
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