eye pilfer

The act of blatently scanning the surroundings for loot or booty while maintaining conversation.

Damn, u better watch Kritty. She is eye pilfering the fuck out yo things....And your man

by AristoTrap April 3, 2017

Keratosis Pilaris

Keratosis Pilaris is a skin disorder in which makes your skin appear with a bunch of red dots in maybe face, arms, and mostly legs. People with KP are usually very ashamed of it, because well, we all want those smooth summer legs. Though they’re some people who do not give a fuck about it 🤷🏼 ♀️. Keratosis Pilaris is not curable, but is treatable there are many; lotions, creams body scrubs etc for it but its best recommended to ask your doctor about it and they will recite you the best type of treatment to use. For all people who have it, remember you are not alone and though it may seem nobody else has it, KP is very common! Dont be ashamed...

Person 1 : What are those red dots on yo legs?
Person 2 : Its called Keratosis Pilaris, a skin disorder.

by Alyiah Jones June 13, 2019

pilfer my iMac

What you should do after being so stupid you buy the crappy iMac from a computer store.

I pilfered my iMac with a 30-pound sledgehammer and I was feeling happy again.

by Assholes Inc. September 10, 2003

pilf

president id like to fuck.

Guy one: Damn, you know who's a pilf?
Guy Two: Who?
Guy one: Yulia Tymoshenko
Guy Two: Damn, your right. I would tap that.

by breebot January 28, 2009

Pilufa

Someone who is likely to be the bearer of morning anal activity. Can be said to greater effect with a raunchy scottish accent.

Mate A: 'boi, i was rockin some bare anal activity this fine morn.'
Mate B: 'PILUFA!'

by pdaykz September 10, 2010

Pilf

A gender neutral alternative to dilf or milf, the p standing for parent.

John: God, they’re such a hot middle aged pilf.

by sydisswag December 19, 2020

Philaflava.com

Hiphopinfinity.com, only more quotidian and simple-minded in comparison.

Yo, son, did you peep the new Juelz/Aesoprock mixtape that "A Beautiful Grind" posted on Philaflava.com? That's that asscrack, son (no homoxual!)

by Guesswhyld January 31, 2005