Pilf

Princess I'd like to Fuck. With the demise of the big D, it left a gaping hole in the Royal Wank department. The addition of Ms. Middleton re-ignites the fires in the loins of her future subjects.

Finally, Prince William has given us a PILF.
Kate Middleton is a true PILF.
Forget the Princess of Monaco , we have our own PILF now.
God save our gracious PILF

by PILFHUNTER1 January 14, 2011

Pilf

Parent I'd Like to Fuck

"Ayo you see that parent over there!"
"yea what about them?"
"They're a pilf!"

by Lovely apples April 1, 2021

Pilf

A gender neutral alternative to dilf or milf, the p standing for parent.

John: God, they’re such a hot middle aged pilf.

by sydisswag December 19, 2020

Pilf

A term for Non-binary people to use instead of “Milf” and “Dilf”

They are totally a Pilf

by troft August 3, 2021

Pilf

poon i'd like to fuck

Ex:"man, did you see that girl? She was fine as hell! What a pilf!

by Brady Gabe Josiah Bryan January 1, 2009

Pilf

Pops I'd like to fuck

also see Gilf ( Grandad i'd like to......) to describe those grand parents of superior hotness.

"your grandads a gilf"
"I call him Pops"
"well then he's a Pilf"

by Scarlettyourdestiny December 30, 2009

Pilf

A Pilf is an individual who looks as though the top of his head might be on fire. He usually sees the world through squinty eyes and smells like old milk, it's probably just his dingleberries though. DO NOT, and I repeat DOOO NOT have food around a Pilf. He will go insane and ravage on everything in your household. Think you hear a tea kettle? Or a rape whistle? No... that's probably just the mouth of a young Pilf.

EMILY: Did you hear that sound?
BECCA: Yeah it's that Pilf kid whistling down the street after a white kitty.
EMILY: Can he even see the kitty? His eyes are so squinty.
BECCA: No one knows... all I know is that you better hide your burrito before he sees it.

by serio&herringINC. February 23, 2012