Princess I'd like to Fuck. With the demise of the big D, it left a gaping hole in the Royal Wank department. The addition of Ms. Middleton re-ignites the fires in the loins of her future subjects.
Finally, Prince William has given us a PILF.
Kate Middleton is a true PILF.
Forget the Princess of Monaco , we have our own PILF now.
God save our gracious PILF
Kate Middleton is a true PILF.
Forget the Princess of Monaco , we have our own PILF now.
God save our gracious PILF
by PILFHUNTER1 January 13, 2011
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by Brady Gabe Josiah Bryan January 01, 2009
Pops I'd like to fuck
also see Gilf ( Grandad i'd like to......) to describe those grand parents of superior hotness.
also see Gilf ( Grandad i'd like to......) to describe those grand parents of superior hotness.
by Scarlettyourdestiny December 30, 2009
A Pilf is an individual who looks as though the top of his head might be on fire. He usually sees the world through squinty eyes and smells like old milk, it's probably just his dingleberries though. DO NOT, and I repeat DOOO NOT have food around a Pilf. He will go insane and ravage on everything in your household. Think you hear a tea kettle? Or a rape whistle? No... that's probably just the mouth of a young Pilf.
EMILY: Did you hear that sound?
BECCA: Yeah it's that Pilf kid whistling down the street after a white kitty.
EMILY: Can he even see the kitty? His eyes are so squinty.
BECCA: No one knows... all I know is that you better hide your burrito before he sees it.
BECCA: Yeah it's that Pilf kid whistling down the street after a white kitty.
EMILY: Can he even see the kitty? His eyes are so squinty.
BECCA: No one knows... all I know is that you better hide your burrito before he sees it.
by serio&herringINC. January 28, 2012