Mendoza Effect

When only half of what you say is true yet people believe everything you say, that's the Mendoza Effect

There is no way that can be true! Joe tricked you with the Mendoza Effect

by Wordsmithy June 1, 2018

Mandog

A dog that has evolved at the same rate as humans, having high brainpower but also the ability of running on all fours. Sometimes confused with werewolves.

Aaaaaaaaahhhhh, mandogs, run!

by vancouvermandogs March 28, 2007

mondo *blank*age

Say you're exclaming the amount of....hotdogs or something at a BBQ.
The appropiate use of words would go something like this :

Whoa! Mondo doggage!

The Exclimation of a strong feeling or sight.

When used for happiness..:

Yes! I scored mondo wellage on that english test!

When used as a cry of alarm..:

"Holy Shit! Mondo fireage! Mondo deadage!"

And when used as a cat call..:

"woot woot baby! Mondo boobage!"

by bAitEn_kAitOs August 25, 2005

mandoo

A very short manly hair cut on a woman.

OMG She was hot till she cut her hair into a mandoo and now she looks like Joe!

We knew he really liked boys when he only dated chicks sporting a mandoo.

by Francis Jo Roy April 18, 2012

mondo schlong

A Mondo Schlong is when a man has a huge and I mean gigantic penis. All the girls go after the Mondo Schlong so all the boys with minis better watch put.

The big Mondo Schlong is coming better fucking run -Lil Mini

by gibbytheschlonger May 8, 2018

Mendokusei

The Japanese word for "Troublesome"

Dad, you really married a "mendokusei" woman!

by Itachi5x5 July 8, 2009

Mendoza

A cry of anguish. A man can yell Mendoza in any situation, whether it be his soon to be retired partner getting gunned down by organised criminals, or your dinner falling off the table thanks to an untidy housemate.

Emphasis can be added with a gaze into the sky and a shaking of the fist.

McBain: "Scoey! NOOOO! MENDOZA!"

by FryC August 12, 2006