montecito

a small town right in the middle of carpinteria and santa barbara. mostly jsut rich assholes.

Montecito are people in bentlys. usually a hot MILF and a old man.

Popular sayings:

Cito rats
Lets get some caviar
bitch wheres my ferrari
damn hos give me my drink

by Kick it 805 March 26, 2007

Chevy Monte Carslow

Chevy Monte Carslow is slang for Chevy Monte Carlo, implying slowness.

BOB: My Mustang GT kicked that Chevy Monte Carslow's ass!

JOHN: That's Peter's car, and he's got a new Camaro on order. Paybacks are Hell dude!

by Carman Ghia March 2, 2009

del monte

Being of the homosexual persuation. A fruit.

You like it up the ass Del Monte?

by Ah-El March 9, 2003

montezuma voodoo

Diarrhea; excessive and frequent evacuation of watery feces. Also known as the D. Reference to what happens to you when you drink the water in Mexico.

He ate a chimichanga today and it gave him the Montezuma voodoo.

by lord January 17, 2005

monterous

A monitor that is overly aggravated and responds to inapprociate behaviour with severe discipline.

Joe: hey bhy this is really great!

Jim: thats what she said!

Teacher: say that again Jim and I'll suspend you!

Jim: (To Joe) Gezzz...he's monterous today huh?

by Nardzama January 28, 2012

Montejo

Having a nose bleed in a woman's vagina. Bleeding from your nose when performing oral sex(eating out)on a woman.

Jack wanted to be nasty and give a woman a montejo.

by jack12345 January 13, 2008

Ultimate Monte

The very essance of hippyness... This is the patchuli wearing... beard toting women, or men. These are the people that still burn their bra's on the barbecue and picket... even if it is only a rebellion of one.

Betsy had reached the ultimate monte when her leg hair was long enough to braid.

by Ktimothy September 4, 2008