Meterosexual Hipster

A man who dresses like a flamboyantly gay man to stand out of the male crowd but ends up looking like a complete tool.

"What is that gay man dress like that?"
"Why that is a meterosexual hipster!"

by APokedex October 22, 2011

Mather

A word used to describe a widower who enjoys the company of teenagers.

Mate. Why you talking to him? He's a proper mather.

by Bobataoldotcom February 2, 2019

peter-meter

A useful instintual tool used by women to determine the size (or lack there of) of nearby man junk. The cousin to the gay-dar.

Oh, Becky, my peter-meter's going off. That guy must be packin' some serious schlong.

by frank the wank April 27, 2008

meterosexual

A guy who is straight, dates girls, but takes a little more pride in his apperence.

The Gotti brothers. And pretty much any jock/preppy guy is meterosexual.

by SkimettlS January 10, 2007

methor

A methor is a dark mutated person from south east asia, who cleans shit for a living.

"yo methor clean up my shit"

by methor man November 6, 2007

methesphere

methesphere

1.The immediate area surrounding a fart eg; flatulence; gases expelled from the anus.

2. A confined envelope of gases including methane discharged from the human body. eg; Eliminatory canal.

Used in a sentence;

1. His mesosphere wafted undetected until the guests were engulfed and wretching wiithin his noxious, sulfurous cloud.

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1.. moving hurriedly to the bathroom, she sensed her mornings methesphere would be particularly foul and offensive having eaten so many eggs and asparagus the previous evening.

2. His methesphere wafted undetected until the guests were engulfed and retching within his noxious, sulfurous cloud.

by Ziggy zzygospore July 3, 2017

Methellaneous

Methellaneous is lots of clusterfuck in a meth users yard. Also could pertain to other areas besides the yard such as counter top areas and in their pockets. And many more.

Holy shit bro bro those twackstars got more methellaneous items in there camper than the Beverly hillbillies truck when they were moving!!!

by MetalMadMattKleinKlubKonnect May 5, 2020