Mermaid purse

When you are in a body of water such as an ocean and a man lays his penis on ur shoulder like a purse strap

Oh look at that mermaid purse! It matches your outfit!

by Bridget ellerby October 30, 2018

Mermaided

When you're at the beach and someone jumps into the ocean, turns into a mermaid and swims off.

Wow, check out Jim! He just mermaided out!

by Janey Jane July 31, 2019

mermaid

A mermaid is a half fish half woman fictional creature. Top half is woman and bottom is fish tail. They are often very pretty but some are scary. The scary ones are sirens and they lure sailors to the rocks to crash.

Look at that mermaid underwater!! She's so beautiful!

by Supagurlava April 4, 2016

Floppy Mermaid Lips

A girl with vagina lips that hang down, or a girl that sleeps with a lot of guys and has developed droopy vagina lips from sleeping around so much. The hanging V resembles the split in a mermaids tail.

Jen? Oh that bitch probably has some sick floppy mermaid lips

by Miss Werld March 15, 2011

Mermaid

(n): a word used to describe a woman that is gorgeous from the waste up but is anywhere from slightly fishy to smelling like a fishing boat below the waste. i.e. A woman who possesses a fishy vagina

Hey Corry, that girl that you hooked up with, was she as good as she looked?
"Nah she was a mermaid..."
Im sorry bro better luck next time

by Baracuda052 December 30, 2011

mermaid man

A super hero, also referred to as Spongebobs friend

Spongebob : Oh hey mermaid man
Mermaid Man : Hi

by iliveinapineappleunderthesea June 10, 2014

Little Mermaid

While you're having sex with a female from behind in the bathroom and when you're about to orgasm you pick her up in lay on top of her in bath tub full of water and hold her head under water.

As i was doing Julie from behind in the bathroom i started to orgams so i man handled her up in the air and, splash splash splash was all you heard! Like a fish in a barrel...only she was my little mermaid.

by avionics outlaws April 3, 2008