A Madison, whether a boy or a girl, is a person that is 100% worth your time. They are interesting, usually in a quirky, weird way. They mesmerize you, being noticably attractive and appealing. They are often more brainy than athletic, though they haven't got a bit of common sense. They may seem angelic or unreal at times. In a word...stunning.
"She's a good girl, loves her momma. Loves Jesus, and America too. She's a good girl, crazy 'bout Elvis. Loves horses, and her boyfriend too."
^John Mayer even wrote about Madison!
^John Mayer even wrote about Madison!
by NotMadison12 December 14, 2010
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The seniors now are a bunch of chill drunk kids doing what they gotta do. The juniors are the same assholes that they've always been, just partying more. The sophmores are alright, better than they were last year. They just hang out with everyone. The freshmen this year are a bunch of slutty clicky bitches that are obsessed with the junior class because of people's sisters and now they are starting to fuck juniors and seniors. The freshmen boys are a bunch of wannabe stoners.
We aren't THAT rich.
Girls still chainsmoke in the bathroom.
We do have the best fans.
We do have good parties.
We are decent at sports.
And we win shit occasionally.
The seniors now are a bunch of chill drunk kids doing what they gotta do. The juniors are the same assholes that they've always been, just partying more. The sophmores are alright, better than they were last year. They just hang out with everyone. The freshmen this year are a bunch of slutty clicky bitches that are obsessed with the junior class because of people's sisters and now they are starting to fuck juniors and seniors. The freshmen boys are a bunch of wannabe stoners.
We aren't THAT rich.
Girls still chainsmoke in the bathroom.
We do have the best fans.
We do have good parties.
We are decent at sports.
And we win shit occasionally.
Madison High School:
senior: "Drinkin at T**d's tonight"
junior: "Bonfire at J****y's tonight"
sophmore: "Party at C****n's tonight"
freshmen: "Orgy at T***y's tonight"
*correction from last year*
any senior/junior guy: "suck my balls"
freshmen girl: "yes master"
senior: "Drinkin at T**d's tonight"
junior: "Bonfire at J****y's tonight"
sophmore: "Party at C****n's tonight"
freshmen: "Orgy at T***y's tonight"
*correction from last year*
any senior/junior guy: "suck my balls"
freshmen girl: "yes master"
by ifuckedsterlingsamsNOT April 17, 2006
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A Madison Egg Beater is where you are doing a girl doggy style and really cramming it in to her, but decide you want to stick it up her ass. As you are cramming her ass, you get a nice lougie ready in your mouth and when you are about to ejaculate you flip her over, hock the lougie into her mouth and then shoot your load into her mouth as well; making the jism and lougie look like an egg on the stove. Now take your dick and ram it into her mouth and swirl it around like an egg beater.
I brought this bitch home last night from the bar and really wanted to pound it from behind. She begged for it in the ass and I obliged, but then I decided I wanted to give her a Madison Egg Beater- the dumb bitch swallowed it all!
by the squirter September 25, 2010
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Matisans did me last night and i dont think i will ever do anyone else ever again.
Matisans rocked my world and gave me his heart.
I want Matisans' cock in my pussy.
Matisans rocked my world and gave me his heart.
I want Matisans' cock in my pussy.
by burgerking909 January 9, 2011
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I dated a madison and I really loved her but I let her go for another girl. I WISH I NEVER DID THAT She hates me now. I miss her....
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