MTV

the worst channel on the planet that stands for music television, but dosent play music anymore

dont watch the channel

by someone February 23, 2005

MTV

A network that takes pride in exploiting people with low IQ and self-esteem.

MTV Announcer: Tune in next week for the premiere of Suck My Dad. A show where girls suck off contestants dad for a shot at a DATE with their sons.

by obolongo December 31, 2008

MTV

(M)usical (T)esticle (V)olleyball

If you watch Musical Testicle Volleyball, you are a homo. Enough said.

by Tyler July 21, 2003

MTV

A disgusting corporation that brainwashes kids (and adults, for that matter) into being like everyone else and being a vegetable. Do what you're told, don't (god forbid!) think...thinking isn't COOl!
MTV = evil

"OmG!!! I AlWaYs LyKeD DeM, bUt I CoUlDn'T bY dA Cd b\C MtV dIdN'T SaY iT waS PxNk RawK!!!!!!!"
If MTV was a food, it would be shit...not that I ever ate shit or anything...

by Jordan December 18, 2004

MTV

mtv can suck a gooch and a beanbag

rap blow my ass

by rhcpgod July 31, 2003

mtv

Another american corporation seeking to corrupt the rest of the world.
- Plays a lot of shitty music. Kids above 8 years old DO NOT watch it unless they are drunk and need something to make them puke.
- Also has a lot of stupid shows that should make people laugh. They don't. (shows about fasion are the worst, as every single thing said or shown there is bull**it)
Remember: watching MTV and yell about it in school ISN'T COOL!

mtv is trully unique (you know what i mean)

by Cacat August 06, 2006

mtv

MORONIC TELEVISION-I remember in the fucking day when you watched MTV to listen to music, not watch some fucking retarded reality show or a bunch of wannabe gangstas who couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag. The kids who watch MTV think it is cool to pretend they are just like these wannabe gangstas. If they want to be just like them, then go out and buy some fucking shoe polish and smear it all over their face and act like a fool.

I think MTV sucks a big puss infected dick!

by nunyabiznessasshole March 30, 2007