Loaded Gun

-An accident waiting to happen.

-Something dangerous.

-Playing with something that shouldn't be messed with.

"David dateing a girl that young is wrong! She's practically a loaded gun!"

by Darkmoon360 December 25, 2006

loida

someone that gets hyper off of candy and starts dancing like a stripper. very sweet but has a sour side like her favorite like sour patch kids (:

your acting like a loida!!!!!!! :P

by loiririblah June 19, 2010

chuck lidell

the only man on this planet who can get me errect, solely on his ability to beat the living shit out of another man.

dude, is that chuck lidell fighting? Excuse me while i go touch myself.

by ZBreezy June 28, 2009

loaded baked potato

the act of performing veracious anal thrustage while the anal cavity has reached maximum fecal capacity. After fertilizing the know tender "potato" with your seed, place a dinner saucer beneath the anus. Watch the steaming spud plop onto the saucer with with copious amounts of your freshly churned genetic sour cream.

See also 'gravy boat'

Anytime Johny wants a loaded baked potato, I bend over and tell him "Fill 'er up!"

by Dock and Load! September 13, 2009

loike

(noun,verb) The act or emotion of caring for another person to such an extent that amidst relational controversy the feeling remains.

Carol loikes Richard amidst his recent amnesia in regard to their anniversary.

by peepers April 13, 2008

loaded fist

A wonderfully liberating experience where after rogering a dirty skank senseless, an especially enterprising young scallywag jacks off into his hand then punches his conquest in the face. Shouts of "Wilko" would be humourous but totally inappropriate in these circumstances.
An excellent retaliation if a filthy whorebag has top decked your place of residence.

Lex: What happened to your hand, man?
Chris: Gave Michelle a loaded fist last night.
Lex: Why? That seems kinds harsh.
Chris: That miserable whore top decked my place during last Saturday nights party.
Lex: In ya face, bitch!
Chris: Indeed!

by eldog_brisbane April 16, 2008

Loaded Dervish

A great, but still incredibly overrated longboard. While it is awesome for cruising, commuting and carving, the concave is to small and the grip to bad to be a comfortable slider. It is also rather slim, wich when combined with it's length makes it rather limited for dancing. The flex often wears out after a couple years. It does not feel very safe over 35-40 mph, but can be taken faster if you got the skills.

The main problem with this board however is the price. Many boards can do the same job, but is much more affordable. If you find a cheap one, it is a great begginers board that you will enjoy for many years.

Longboarder #1: Man! This Loaded Dervish is great for carving, but I need something I can take to faster speeds.
Longboarder #2: I know, it feels good, but is a bit limited when it comes to freeriding.

Longboarder#1: The dervish looks perfect to me, but it is to expensive.
Longboarder#2: Thats okay. Look into the Kracked Skulls Scimitar, Bc Eel, Landyatchz 9 two 5 or the Holesom. There are plenty of options.

by Thepeanutlord September 13, 2010