The sexual act of a woman snorting pure Columbian Cocaine off of an erected penis. After the effects of this Cocaine has settled in, then the woman will leap and mount the penis so forcefully that the woman will defacate all over the man's testicles.
Jim: Dude, your mom, your grandma, your sister, your aunt, and your dog all tried to give me a German Lindy Dive the other night!
Bob: Fuck you, douschetard!
Bob: Fuck you, douschetard!
by Aardvark Aristocrat February 21, 2008
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If you're looking at it from the side it looks like the woman is flying. Except she's not flying, she's being held up from underneath by the guys hands and from her spladge by the guys penis. So the guy, standing up with his knees bent, has to hold her up without breaking his back and she has to keep her body in line with his penis without breaking hers. How they manage to do that and still thrust is amazing and probably involves fitness.
If you're looking at it from the side it looks like the woman is flying. Except she's not flying, she's being held up from underneath by the guys hands and from her spladge by the guys penis. So the guy, standing up with his knees bent, has to hold her up without breaking his back and she has to keep her body in line with his penis without breaking hers. How they manage to do that and still thrust is amazing and probably involves fitness.
"How did they die?"
"Triple lindy spine-snapping mishap."
"Fair play."
"That's why the coffins are L-shaped."
"Triple lindy spine-snapping mishap."
"Fair play."
"That's why the coffins are L-shaped."
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
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by Jeffery222 April 9, 2018
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by Elijah Frye July 13, 2006
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Person 2: I think her name is Emily.
Person 1: No no the other one!
Person 2: Oh thats Lizzy.
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Person 1: No no the other one!
Person 2: Oh thats Lizzy.
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Linny is a word you use for shipping Luna Lovegood and Ginny Weasley from Harry Potter. They are currently married, with one kid named Lila. Tom Riddle has been having thoughts about murdering Lila, but Ginny and Luna put her hidden.
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