Israeli Handjob

The act of getting a handjob from an Israeli girl in a ferris wheel while sucking on the her titties.

Sentence 1: Jason said he’s running late to work because he was busy getting an Israeli Handjob at steel pier.

Sentence 2: After giving Jason an Israeli handjob, Shira wanted to bang him because of the way he sucked her nipples.

by Johnny Utah1 July 23, 2020

Iriella

A kind-hearted girl that is a little dull minded. She knows how to get along with life better then most people would but still struggles at times. She’s patient and understanding but would still put you in your place if treated wrongly. Iriella is also very excepting of anyone as long as they treat her with the same respect.

“Iriella is my cousin.”

by Her cousin March 8, 2021

Israelashvili

Georgian lastname.

Means Son Of Israel.

My name is Jessica Israelashvili.

by Becky Taylor March 22, 2021

Israeli Icepick

When a gentleman of Jewish descent plunges his proboscis into the depths from which no one ever returned.

Ariel : It's not called "sniffing shit", it's called an "Israeli Icepick", mind you.

by zyklonbjorn April 9, 2021

Israeli Gas Mask

When you cum into a yarmulke (kippah) and force it onto someone's face

Shlomo: I just had a horny hanukkah

David: how come?
Shlomo: I gave Hila an Israeli Gas Mask

by handy hickster April 13, 2021

israeli

1. (Current usage) A extremely racist and fascist who is a member of a colonialist state, immigrated from europe in the 1940s with fascist ideologies. Despite efforts by the racist government, the vast majority of Israeli white women are thinfully educated and usually are in relationships with Muslims and Arabs. Many support the Arab liberation cause.
2. (historical usage) A member of the acient kingdom of Israel.

3. another word for someone who has the wierd combination of being extremely racist and yet also pretends like theres nothing wrong with it

israeli: I am israeli, aka a racist moron
rational person: what? I cant wait till the Arabs get revenge on you guys...I mean seriously what is wrong with you?

the year 2090
Student: What is a israeli?
Teacher: a very racist people from the past, they were punished severely by Arabs

by Zhang Li January 11, 2022

Israeli

a relatively chill Jewish white woman or group of white jewish women from europe(mainly Germany) who LOVE Arabs, despite all the disgusting racism in their media. They are divided into 2 categories:

Type 1: She loves Arab and Muslim men, brags soooo much about how expensive her clothes are, will act SUPER polite around Muslims and Arabs to hide her wierd pseudo-racism. The vast majority of these women end up marrying Arabs or Muslims.

Type 2: The more educated type. Despite the israeli media and society teaching them racism, many Israeli women have long recognized this as tooth fairy tales as they progress to assisting the Arab liberation cause. Eventually, they want the Muslims and Arabs to have justice as all humans should.

Israeli woman 1: omg my skin is so fair xD anyyways um I wanna make sure my country is safe!! frommm umm angry people. I mean we are totally peaceful right??? Oh Arab men are super attractive! anyways

Israeli woman 2: You're behavior and words about the Arab people are competely repulsive. I stand tall with not just the Palestinians, but ALL Arabs and Muslims around the world who EVER had to deal with any discomfort or racism. I want the Palestinians to have justice and liberation. I love all of you.

Arab man: Thanks, Please comfort my people and help us get justice. I am glad there are people with common sense.

by Zhang Li January 11, 2022