Fucking Gary

Everyone knows a Gary. This statement is reserved for any time Gary does literally anything, as Gary is usually the most useless and clueless friend in the group. This statement is especially used when Gary does something that sets off a chain of events that could cause harm to the group. The softcore version was popularized in Parks and Recreation, as the gang often took jabs at Gary Gergich, better known as Jerry, Larry, Terry, Gary, Barry Gengurch Gergich. This statement is especially effective if the person's name isn't even Gary.

Gary- "hey guys what's up"
*gary does anything that remotely resembles a mistake*
Everyone else- Fucking Gary

by slappos October 15, 2019

seven dollar gary

When the toothless hooker is asking $10 for a handjob, but you only have $7. She accepts anyways. Made famous by a cheapskate named Gary.

"I picked this trick up off the strip the other day. She wanted $10 for a handjob and all I had was $7. What do you know, I got me a seven dollar gary!"

by Ron Dawson May 7, 2008

raped by Gary Fisher

when a bicycle part violates your posterior. (usually a seat, which may have become loose. most likely occurs during a bike crash)

I got raped by Gary Fisher when I crashed my bike and the handle bar went up my ass. OOPS.

by TigerPenisExtract March 28, 2009

Garrys Mod

First of all who cares about the little ' after the y in Garry and second of all it is an imersive fp build whatever game that is very fun and adictive. Loads of 10 year olds and Leet speakers. Meh nothings perfect. Also spread more by word of mouth than actual blatent advertising/marketing.

Mate1: I've got garry's/garrys mod

Mate2: Never heard of it

Two weeks later

Mate two: (one hand typing) Love it oooo yeah looooove it

Mate one: OTT way over the top

by Up&Down January 11, 2009

gary

a fat nigga that looks like a snail n steals yo bitch

tyquan: “ damn gary jus took yo bitch bro”

by brochull May 1, 2019

gary ablett

Rhyming clubbers slang for an Ecstasy pill, named after Liverpool FC defender Gary Albett (1983-1992)

(Gary) Ablett rhymes with tablet.

Alright mate, got any Gary’s?

Is Gary Ablett gonna be at the club with you tonight?

by Ketmister August 2, 2006

gary downs

A term used to describe a really nerdy but awesome teacher.

Bob: Did you go to the Gary Downs' class today?
Steve: Yeah, it was hilarious. He made all these bad jokes.

by billyjo jim bob May 24, 2008