Diversion

A distraction.

Bob Sagget: Look up there! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a diversion!

Bob Faggot: Where?!

by BOB OF SAGGET February 18, 2010

Made doves cry

A euphemism for getting it on. Inspired by the iconic 1984 Prince song and his generally undeniable sexual magnetism. The man used his guitar to create a giant penis silhouette during the 2006 Super Bowl halftime show, for crying out loud.

1. I took that girl home and we made doves cry.

2. (Standing outside the door of two people having sex) This is what it sounds like when doves cry. You're a man now.

The word "cry" can be modified to reflect how good the sex was:

3. Girl: He only made doves weep a little.

4. Guy: We totally made doves bawl.

by NewsmanRob January 14, 2011

Doves

A great band in this time of musical confusion.

"There goes the fear" "The Cedar Room"

by zach December 15, 2003

Two Turtle Doves

One of the dirtiest sexual acts possible.
If you know someone who is willing to partake in this, they are really, really dirty, and will literally do anything for you.

Man, she was so dirty, she even let me do two turtle doves.....

by J4miem December 25, 2010

Dover

Dover Is Sex Like A Manly Beast In A Tree Naked Upside Down

Ide Love To Bum That "Dover!"

by Kadaj_x November 10, 2006

divers

5 GBP worth of skunk which is mainly one spliff so its worth buying a benners really.
Divers usually dealt in South East and East London.

Set me a divers ruuuude boii

by Daveth Langdon June 25, 2006

DoversChamp

noun; a rapper who is considered to be horrible or plagarize other rappers.

Charles: did you hear zach's new rap song?
Diego: yeah it sucks balls!
Charles: why do you say that?
Diego: he took his beats from tupac and doesnt rap to a beat.
Charles: hes such a DoversChamp.

by DoversChamp May 15, 2008