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disterned

1.) Looking disturbingly stern.

2.) If your like my partner, you'll occassionally forget words so new ones just spurt out. I liked this one LOL.
"You're looking particular disterned"
by S.P May 23, 2008
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Daterbating

The act of masturbating so much that you dont see the point in dating anyone because no one quite knows you like your hand.
"Hey how did the date go?"
"What date?"
"I thought you went on a date?"
" I sort of gave up on that seeing as ive been looking around and realized that id rather stick to daterbating"
by awesomo18 November 15, 2011
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Dusterbutt

A person who will only receive anally after taking a hit of duster.
My girl doesn't like anal unless I give her some duster first. She's such a dusterbutt.
by ApricotKey October 1, 2012
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DJaster

dee·JA·as·ter (pt-str)
n.
1. A D.J. of insignificant, meretricious, or shoddy skill; in particular, one who implies a pretense of higher artistic value and caliber than their actual skill warrants (see David Guetta);

2. Any performance of a DJaster, used in the same way as "disaster";

3. Any performance of a DJ that was inferior to their normal performance, usually attributed, whether correctly or not, to equipment-related issues.

While spelling variants occur (e.g., D'jaster; D-jaster; DJ'aster; DJ-aster) 48 out of 50 Usage Experts agree that DJaster is the proper spelling. The other 2 are usage-expert-asters.

Because of the connection to an obscure word that commoners would have little connection with, it is undoubtedly the case that usage #3 will soon take precedence over usages #1 & 2; however, careful writers and throwers of Shade should refrain from using it in this lesser form and continue with its more refined traditions.
1. DJ Charlatan thinks, just because he has 1000 FB so-called "fans", that he's all bad-ass. But all he does is hit "sync" and pumps his fist in the air. He couldn't mix a cake!

2. "I went to go see DJ Charlatan last night."

"How was it?"

"It was what I expected it to be: A DJaster."

3. "My set was horrible! The needles kept messin' up, my Traktor wouldn't communicate with the control records, the mixer fader had a short in it . . . A complete DJaster!"
by physix August 27, 2013
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Duster

The word duster is commonly referring to someone who is not very good at a sport, someone who gets to play for the last 10 seconds of the game
Nick Lawrence is a duster
by Chang Chao June 12, 2016
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Daters

Two(or more) people who are romantically involved but do not yet desire the commitment that comes from the title (boyfriend/girlfriend). Daters are often confused with boyfriends and girlfriends but ARE NOT. This confusion often leads to embarrassment or lack of words refered to as aphasia. Sometimes daters suffer from lack of spine or balls. Often times one dater is pursuing the role of boyfriend or girlfriend but their dater is uncomfortable with the title and/ the commitment. Daters are exclusive but not intrusive. Daters have a strong bond.
“I like my dater so much!”

“They are the cutest daters”

“Those daters will make great boyfriends and girlfriends one day”

“We are great daters, i hope we can always date like this

“Jenny doesn’t want a boyfriend but her and her dater are a daters”
by Dr.truther July 7, 2020
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Dastrii

wow i wish i was just like Dastrii
by deleteduser29493790 October 29, 2020
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