Jesus Christ in Capri Pants

Jesus wears Capri pants, Hawaiian shirts, and loafers with no socks, his beard is on fleek.

When used as an expletive , as in :
"Jesus Christ in Capri Pants, did you see that hipsters fanny pack?"
or
"Jesus Christ in Capri pants, Becky, look at her butt, it is so big!"

Can also be used as a handy hashtag... #JesusChristInCapriPants #fannypack #hipster #beckysbutt #lookatit

by socially awkward sally May 17, 2016

crap rock

Simple rock music that isn't about being Joe Satriani; played by people who just want to make music; frequently using crappy gear with minimal studio production; often duos and trios entailing less than the standard rock ensemble. Hated by guitarists who practice all the time but never get famous.

Jack: Man, I hate crap rock. If that were me, I'd get a real drummer and put wailing solos all over the place.
Jill: Yeah, but this way people actually enjoy listening to it.

by raulcleary June 23, 2008

crap off

used by people who dont like to swear as a bad insult.. used instead of fuck off and sounds completly retarded, try to avoid using it. often sounds posh when ya use it

Tim: haha, your mums nose looks like a penis

Eddie: oh, crap off

Tim: hahaha, wotz that meant to mean? crap off hahahaha

by X~jimmy~X June 16, 2007

Croc Crap

When you sweat out in the summertime walking while wearing your Croc Shoez you might start to feel a little slippery and gooey/ crappy. When you look in the cr0c SHO3Z its a hot mess of dirt and sweat buildup from your dirty feet.

i was at the waterpark with my kids and my crocs got a case of croc crap. MAN when i got home they were so bad i had to POWWER WASH THEM.

by crocshoezprofessionalB March 13, 2009

crap sofa

Jules and Maxo's Sofa

If I have to go back to that spot on 11th and B and sit on the crap sofa one more time I might just take a shit on it.

by dacannonrolla May 9, 2009

I'm wearing capris

To not care, to not give a fuck.

A: Aye bro you just stepped on dog shit.

B: Bro, I'm wearing capris.

by Better ask somebody December 27, 2011

fat nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun

Usually, a overweight black man on a scooter drinking the orange flavour of caprisun

Hey look at that fat nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun, what an idiot

by Ye_Boi_A December 10, 2017