compensated endorser

A new euphemism for "paid actor". Commonly found on late night infomercials and programming on television stations with a high amount of senior citizens as its viewer base.

"Don't take our word for it, though! Ask compensated endorser Tom Kruze for his opinion!" "I was worried that trying Extenze was not only unhealthy, but completely pointless and fiscally irresponsible, but now, my schlort is still worth precisely nothing!"

by Aeiouza December 26, 2013

coken't

the opposite of coke

Jim: hey do you want some coken't
Kim: what?
Jim: *shows Pepsi*

by ZAMODA June 9, 2018

COPE HARRIS

Cope does not know what a condom is. He has never even heard of a female his own age. The fact he is not a father baffles the world.

Um I think Cope Harris nutted in me, now I need plan b.

by LillCucumber September 13, 2019

Compensory

The thing that people think of when they forget the word, "compensatory"

Matthew: Compensory
Madeleine: Don't you mean compensatory?

by meowsies123 October 11, 2019

compendicksation

When you need compensation for payment but will take a dick for the payment instead.

Joke: I finish making my order at the Sonic Stall, and she says You can drive forward please 🤣 Okay here I come like THE KOOL Aid Man... BOOM!

Friend says Damn you are funny 🤣 lmao
Then I say .... Yes I know ... I'm un paid for your laughter. I need my compendicksation 🤣🤣

by whitemamatotator December 16, 2020

Cope Post

When someone posts/uploads something purely to win a non-existent argument. Usually used to target a group of people they don't like.

Also, These posts are usually made when someone has just been proven wrong, lost in a video game, or wants to try to win an argument that hasn't happened yet.

Person A: I don't like his playstyle, so I'm going to make a video showing why this playstyle I don't like, is bad.
Person B: Bro, don't do that, it'll sound like a cope post.

by Yebby April 9, 2022

Coen

The most gorgeous person I have ever met. My boyfriend. I don't know why I waited so long to ask you out my love, but I'm so happy I did. If you ever did far enough through urban dictionary to find this. I love you. Coen is the sweetest person I have ever met, and is so talented in every way. His hair is fluffy and brown, although his head is very empty. He loves drums, starkid, hamilton, WW2, and me, of course. He works with his dad and has tried and failed to work 2 shops over from me. Sorry about that. Did I already mention that hes drop dead gorgeous? His perfect smile lights up the galaxy and his happiness could cure the depression epidemic. He may be unconfident, but that ok. I love him the way he is. Everyone loves him. Man gets hella bitches, like a slay queen. I don't think I'll ever find someone more perfect than you my love.

Coen: Hey, did you know that cats are cute?
Me: I love you.

by anon54718463528 March 25, 2023