congratufuckalations

When congratulations are in order but you don't really like the person or the thing being congratulated.

When Brittany Spears won her MTV Video awards I was like "Congratufuckalations, Brittany"

by Rose Ghandi September 3, 2009

Cangry

How you feel when you are so cold that you become angry. Similar to hangry ( a blend of hungry and angry).

Walking the dog in -22 wind chill makes one cangry.

by Jenszi February 15, 2015

Congradufuckinlations

Congradulations...with fuck in it.

A sarcastic way of saying congradulations.

Bob: Hey Steve I got a new car
Steve: Well, i'll be damned! congradufuckinlations, it looks nice.

by Chris Haze January 3, 2004

Congratulationjism

An anagram used by Steve Stiffler (american pie:the wedding) of Jim's birthday cake writing: Congratulations Jim

A simple move of the 's' creates Congratulationjism.

This does not mean it combines the words congratulation and jism

but, it can :D

Mike: Its my birthday today! :D :D
Johnny: (sarcasm) well..congratulationjism!!

by Steeg July 29, 2006

Congraduation

A compromise of two words meshed together to congratulate a graduate of a college, or university students success.

Congraduation, Michael!

I Congraduated Michael on his recent College graduation the other day,

by Sir Scorn September 4, 2010

Cangry

A Cangry is somebody that get’s superhumanly angry over the little things, Or somebody that just hides in the corner of the room is the strong but silent type he’s a guy that you do not want to f*ck with cuz you will regret it, INSTANLY.

Person 1- dude see that guy over
There?
Person 2- yeah, what about him?
Person 1-he’s a Cangry so stay away from him he will f*ck your sh*t up

by Cangry May 29, 2018

Congrats

Congrats is a term used to sarcastically congratulate someone on an achievement, such as atrocious behavior, a hideous style of clothing, or the amount of likes someone receives on an Instagram or Facebook photo which they probably paid people to like. "Congrats" is another way of telling someone that they are a fuck.

Girl 1: I'm having a party, but you're not invited.
Girl 2: Congrats!

*Girl walks by in high-waisted shorts*
Guy: Congrats on your high-waisted shorts that don't even cover your ass!

*Scrolling through a girl's Instagram or Facebook newsfeed*
Girl 1: Congrats on your 100 likes on your photo!
Girl 2: Congrats on your pounds of makeup!

by chigirl_ January 27, 2014