Cello Competition

A slang term for a contest in which two or more men line up and take their pants off in an attempt to measure who has the longer penis.

John pulled his pants down and challenged Bob to a cello competition.

by itssojoever June 29, 2021

Fortnite Competitive

The good part of fortnite. the part which is dominated by a young audience but they have immense skill both in game and in real life such as Bl hen's ability to sing , tayson's ability to focus , mongraal's ability to be funny , benjy's weight loss journey and mandrin who has a literal iq of 180 .

Person 1: bro I'm a goat at fortnite
Person 2: So ur like ninja? eww get a life kid

Person 1: bro no. I actually play fortnite competitive . It takes alot of skill and dedication. I have earnings from tournaments and I make more than u with your dying minecraft channel.

by Mandrin0 March 2, 2022

Pinko Commie

A person that holds no traditional American values. While not being a devout card carrying communist, but more Marxist or Socialist leaning. Therefore that’s the reason for the Pinko name. Red is traditionally the colors of communism and pink is a lighter shade of red. Hence the pinko commie name.

Hey Lenny, what’s going on over at the student Union tonight? I heard the pinko commies were having a protest outside the campus, Because of the university police department cracking down on the BLM militant groups on campus.

by Nanker Phelge July 16, 2023

Coochie Scout Competition

A very intense competition for young men to go hunting and compete for the best coochie on planet earth. Who ever finds the best quality coochie from a female carnivore wins.

Molly Wop: Yeo bizzy you tryna go on a coochie scout competition
Bizzy: Nigga stop asking me cuz every time we go out and compete I always win
Molly Wop: Aight so lemme just eat your coochie then

by The Coochie Advisor February 28, 2021

pinko commie bedwetting sapsucking twit

A person that you don't like. Must be used sparingly for it is a powerful insult that can make little kids cry.

Person A: "Hey, what's up?"
Person B: "Shutup, you pinko commie bedwetting sapsucking twit"
Person A: *runs home* *cries*
Powerful indeed.

by Ashm33r October 22, 2006

Competitive swimming

The hardest sport known to mankind

Bullshit!! Competitive swimming is the hardest sport in the world

by Swim coach Nyberg June 9, 2019

bustin' commies

refers to the act of repairing computers in a quick manner.

Kyle: How many computers you working on?
Kenny: Eh, I finished about 4-5.
Kyle: Man, you were bustin' commies.
Kenny: Damn straight.

by kennethham August 7, 2006