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clam filtcher

A man who steals another man's woman and her virginity because he only wants her for the sex. Often used by people who frequent the beach or popular water areas, ie lakes, and rivers.
Hey Jim what happened to Sandy?

-I found her at the beach house, baked and naked with this "clam filtcher" last weekend.

-Im sorry dude I Know how much you dug her, she was a nice catch.

-Yeah, I guess I shouldn't have left her alone. She finally opened up to me, hot and ready, but I went too fast and got burned. So I let things simmer for a wile but I guess I waited too long.
by John O. B. October 23, 2008
mugGet the clam filtchermug.

clam duster

a clam duster, most common during movember, is the patch of hair above the mouth. Sometimes it's been a while for a woman, dust builds, this must be removed, usually in a sweeping manor, before a tongue punch can be landed.

" Kyle look at that Dusty old clam, you better use your clam duster first".

" Andrew look, it's Tom Selleck,"

Andrew, " one day I'll have a clam duster like his"

see also- Snapper Swifter
by kiefkongs November 22, 2013
mugGet the clam dustermug.

Clam

drop the clam cletus - you dont wanna hurt nobody do ya?
by Bob October 26, 2003
mugGet the Clammug.

dribbling clam

A sopping wet vagina, as wet as an otters pocket due to arousal. Not to be confused with venereal discharge.
After seeing Mary's dribbling clam, Rupert realised no extra lubrication was required.
by Loopydave January 17, 2011
mugGet the dribbling clammug.

Clam Batting

When a third lesbian slams her clit into the thigh of another lesbian already engaged in scissoring forming the shape of a "T".
"Monica and Jessie were scissoring, but Toni had to go Clam Batting because her breath was stank, yo"
by Wild turkey 81 September 2, 2013
mugGet the Clam Battingmug.

Clam Stamp

When a female sets her genitals on a person's forehead; commonly performed after the receiver has passed out. This event is often photographed and used for future embarrassment.

Opposite of the mushroom print.
Yo....Christopha passed out and got hit with a clam stamp form Tammy. He's going to shit when we show him the pictures.
by Mr.Reno May 3, 2007
mugGet the Clam Stampmug.

Trouser Clam

A vagina with an odor like rotting fish.
Holz: What scent can cover the heady tuna scent wafting upwards from my delicate trouser clam?

Bronwyn: Why my dear, you should try spraying your cooter with the fabulous new perfume from the House of Rancé, Next Age Plaisir.
by indig0daisy December 21, 2008
mugGet the Trouser Clammug.

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