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Chelsea

The equivalent of Satan, all these other definitions are full of shit. The Chelseas that come from Scotland are pure evil, Although at time she can seem nice they will always back stab you, spread rumors about you in skype calls, and call you a "fucking idiot" in robloxs
Ernest: Is Chelsea talking shit again about me?
Derrick: When is she not, i swear she is satan.
by That One Pun Guy August 18, 2014
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Chelsea

Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea. If you ever meet her, you’re gonna wanna be her friend. She’s kind and beautiful and she has a heart of pure gold. She reminds me of fields of flowers, days spent painting and long drives that make you feel that nostalgic type of happy. She’s passionate about what she loves, especially Mac Miller. Did I mention she has great taste in music? Her style is adorable and one look at her will leave you feeling right at home. She looks out for the underdog and genuinely cares about others. She has a way of making you feel loved. She has the most beautiful blue eyes, a cute lil button nose and skin that glows. If you ever meet her, consider yourself blessed. They don’t make em like her anymore.
“Oh Chelsea? Yeah she’s the coolest girl I know.”
by Paebae May 20, 2020
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Chelsea

The shortest most sweet girl in the world. She's so nice and sweet and super hot. She always puts others before herself and she lights up the room when she walks in. She is funny and has an amazing sense of humor. She is a little obsessed with anime but you get used to it. I'm so grateful to have her as my friend. :)
Chelsea goes skrrrrr
by Bear101010101001 April 29, 2021
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jackson fucked chelsea

when a silly girl lets a douche lord have sex with her,the douche lord typically being referred to as a "jackson"
elena: i heard what happened! apparently it was a "jackson fucked chelsea" situation?
chelsea: i've been meaning to tell you something....
by lifestoryxx23 January 7, 2010
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Chelsea School

A small school in the small town of Chelsea in the state of Vermont that has too many convenience stores. The goalie they used to have on their varsity girls soccer team kicked butt! Even though it's tiny, it has some really cool and perverted people.
Wow, Chelsea School is so small, I'm surprised it hasn't been closed down yet.
by bamfvtgirl420 February 26, 2009
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chelsea hall

If you have a chelsea hall keep her forever
by 121815apples March 12, 2017
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Chelsea Merrells

A smart academic white baked female, that is beyond the physical boundaries of human nature. However, don't be fooled with this blessing of genius... as all blessings will eventually forgo to It's end. Chelsea Merrells, the woman filled with foot fungus and endless diseases that are contracted through the penetration of the opening rectum filled with a hundred fleas.

Living in the slumps, Chelsea finds her main source of food from human feces from the down pipes of the sewage, drinking off piss and diarrhoea. This is also her main sauce of hygiene, showering and bathing in people's shit.
Person 1: Ew, get the fuck away from me Chelsea Merrells! You stink of shit!

Person 2: Dude, I'm not Chelsea Merrells... I just smell!
by Zenci May 1, 2022
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