Chance The Rapper

That Black guy on the kit kat wrapper.

Kit Kat fan 1: Hey bro, Chance The Rapper is lit! I eat that shit all the time!

Kit Kat fan 2: True, Chance The Rapper is lit. I wish I had the chance to eat one right now.

Chance The Rapper: You do realize I'm an actual human being who raps, right?

Kit Kat fan 1: Yo, what the hell is this Black guy doing here in our house?

Kit kat fan 2: No, bro it's Chance The Rapper, the guy on the wrapper!

Chance The Rapper: And I'm also a rap-- wait what are ya'll fools doing?

*Kit Kat fan 1 and 2 starts to eat Chance The Rapper*

Chance The Rapper: Well, looks like I'm never going to be relevant again. Fuck Kit Kat! And most of all, fuck all the White people who think I'm an actually a candy bar.

by hellomyfriendz June 30, 2017

Last Chance Texaco

The last chance to redeem yourself before a final ultimatum.

If Jimmy skips one more time, he's going to juvie. He's at the Last Chance Texaco.

by Manfred Nuggets October 10, 2009

Chancie

(n) described as any girl who tops every other in both amazingness and annoyance at the same time. This is a rare specimen of girl. You can often spot a Chancie by her hatred of walking. If you have a Chancie, you'll never need anything else. Don't undervalue a Chancie, dude.

John: Dude, did you see that guy over there? He looked so fuckin' happy.
Mark: He had a Chancie, dude.

by WhatismyPseudonym? July 19, 2009

Canice

Canice is an amazing and beautiful friend who will always be there to help you she is hella funny but don't get in her bad side because she is also hell rude

Canice just said a really funny joke!

by bee_xo April 9, 2015

Puncher's Chance

term used in boxing to describe something that has a slight chance of happening

I thought i had a puncher's chance of going out with her even though she's the hottest girl in school.

by Scott Delhommer April 27, 2008

Sonny with a chance

A new Disney comedy starring Demi Lovato as Sonny. It's about her living her dream as part of the cast of So Random, her favorite tv show. There's a rivalry cast, which is the cast of Mckenzie Falls which is a drama and they think they are better than the So Random kids because they act in a drama and So Random just does comedy skits. It also has Tiffany Thornton and Sterling Knight in it. Yes it's probably just another Disney show trying to make Demi Lovato a huge start somehow, but the difference is that this show is actually funny unlike Hannah Montana.

person 1: Have you watched Sonny with a Chance?
person 2: Yeah it was actually kinda funny
person 1: Yeah it's so much better than Hannah Montana

by tink08 December 29, 2009

fat chance

Actual meaning: a very good chance, opposite of a slim chance.

Typical usage: sarcasticly, as to imply that there is no chance in hell.

Let's do the right thing and serve these guys!

Pschh. Fat chance. (chuckles)

by TreeWeezel October 24, 2011