cacked

an expelled turd

that turd floating in the bowl looks freshly cacked

by churd2 January 26, 2009

Carled Out

The act of disappearing from a fun situation due to a bitchy girlfriend, too much alcohol, and/or general lame excuses.

Jim's girlfriend caught him having fun last night and then he Carled out

by blackrobotjesus April 1, 2012

Caked

- Someone or something that is covered in something.

Father: That was a messy festival with all that rain, Im CAKED in water!

Son: The rain made it very muddy, Im caked in mud!

by Rye00 October 15, 2017

Caked

Caked is a word for being high but it can also be used as having a big butt.

Person 1:Did you see Frank Ieros butt, he’s caked
Person 2: yea he’s got a full bakery there

by Frerard is real December 25, 2019

Rice caked

Someone who eats to many rice cakes and there asshole looks like the surface of a rice cake

Look at Gary Thorpe's asshole, he eats way to many rice cakes , he definitely has been rice caked

by Türner October 5, 2018

caked up lookin for a flock of chickens

When Someone is "caked up looking for a flock'a chicken's!", They have a pocket full of money & They're lookin for a specific item. (Generally a drug)

'ShoOoot.... I'm caked up lookin for a flock of chickens, right now!'

by Str8^Lacey April 4, 2017

Shopping carted

It's like a synonym for 'get rekt'. Women use it after they've won an argument.

boy: um I'm lost for words.
girl: yeah you just got shopping carted😎

by epicbeastgamer99 May 21, 2020